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After the shocking events of the 2000 Presidential election, I established the website AllHatNoCattle, in the hope that humor would help me get through the next four years of the Bush administration -- that was over ten years ago.


And I'm still here.


I record the events created by our politicians, especially those "compassionate conservatives", in the form of humor.  I create and write many of the phototoons and all of the copy on my site, in fact, I do everything.  This is a one woman operation.


I provide daily political psychotherapy in order to keep myself and my viewers sane.


I believe the Internet will make our earth smaller and peaceful through truth.


Enjoy your stay.




Lisa Casey

Phototoonist/Producer/Owner/Website putter togetherer


Below is a picture of me during the

Clinton Administration of peace and prosperity.





Here I am after Bush was selected president 

in a Coup d'Robe by the U.S. Supreme Court.



Raised in Fort Lauderdale, Fla., during the "Where the Boys Are" era, when the worst thing a Republican governor did was try to peddle oranges to the Pope. Public schools were excellent, with 75 percent of high school grads continuing in higher learning. A voucher in those days was a receipt for payment. We were taught to respect the Florida Aquifer, our only source of fresh water, because it was about 12 inches below our feet. We knew the pollution in the Everglades was caused primarily by the Cuban-American owned sugar industry, which was supported on the backs of laborers from the Caribbean. We welcomed tourists in South Florida because tourism was a great part of our economy.. We also knew that many visitors would relocate to this area. I married one. Drugs began arriving in ever-increasing amounts during the early 1970s. First it was marijuana, and crime rates remained relatively low. Next it was cocaine.  In the 1980's, under the Reagan/Bush reign, paradise became America's hotspot for drug importation, arms dealing and money laundering. That is when I left and ended up in the panhandle (Update: I moved to Costa Rica in 2009). What I am saying, folks, is YES: It is important to vote and just as important to know all about the politicians you vote into office --  except, apparently, if you live in Florida.  That is why this website exists. I want every vote to be counted.





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"Lisa, Congrats on your sweep! As George Bush might have said, 'Lucky me, I hit the trifecta.' Seriously, I'm glad to be able to salute you and all the great laughs you provide." - Daniel Kurtzman, Guide to Political Humor.







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