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Friday edition - June 17, 2011

 

 

PavolovianObeisance

 

 

Republican Romney solidifies poll lead after debate

Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney solidified his standing as the early front-runner in the race for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination after Monday's seven-candidate debate, polls released on Thursday showed.
 

Mitt Romney to voters: ‘I’m also unemployed’

It's a line that's sure to come back to haunt Mitt Romney.

At a campaign event in Florida today, the 2012 Republican frontrunner met with a group of unemployed workers who talked about their challenges looking for jobs in the struggling economy.
 

Democrats criticize Romney for 'unemployed' joke

Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney told a group of out-of-work Floridians Thursday that "I'm also unemployed," quickly drawing criticism from Democrats who said it showed the former Massachusetts governor and multimillionaire was out of touch.


 

"It was on this day in 1992 that Vice President Dan Quayle misspelled the word 'potato,' thus paving the way for Sarah Palin." –Jay Leno
 



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Republican and Democrats FINALLY UNITE: Against Obama

 

Republicans and Democrats on Thursday derided President Barack Obama's claim that U.S. air attacks against Libya do not constitute hostilities and demanded that the commander in chief seek congressional approval for the 3-month-old military operation.

 

 


 

 


 

"A Tea Party group has a summer camp for kids, the only one where they sit around the campfire and tell scary stories about taxing the top 2%." –Conan O'Brien

 


Put Some South In Your Mouth

 

As Republicans gather deep in the conservative South to hear from the party's presidential candidates, they'll also be sending a not-so-subtle message to President Barack Obama — this is GOP territory.
 


 

 


Republican Shenanigans

 


 

Craziest Michelle Bachmann Quotes...So Far...from Daniel Kurtzman at About.com

 

"The Founding Fathers worked tirelessly until slavery was no more" ... "There isn't one study that shows carbon dioxide is a harmful gas" ... "There are hundreds and hundreds of scientists, many of them holding Nobel Prizes, who believe in intelligent design" ... "Not all cultures are equal"

 


 

 

 


Yawn, Another Doomsday Prophet

 

The tiny southern French hamlet of Bugarach has drawn scrutiny from a government sect watchdog over droves of visitors who believe it is the only place in the world that will survive a 2012 Apocalypse.
 


 

"Anthony Weiner has asked that everyone respect his privacy. I guess that wasn't his concern when he was texting pictures of himself." –David Letterman
 


 

 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

Weenie Roast

 

Nearly three weeks after Rep. Anthony Weiner accidentally tweeted a photo of his bulging crotch, his final act as congressman was to attempt to resign with dignity.

Instead, heckling and catcalls disrupted his news conference, creating a noisy, circus-like atmosphere that overshadowed the main event. It was an ungracious end, a fitting metaphor for the troubled congressman's career.

 



 

"Photos of Congressman Weiner have surfaced of him cross-dressing in college, in bra and pantyhose, proving that even back then he knew he wanted to be a Congressman." –Jay Leno
 


 

Dick Cheney Explains Why He ‘Sicked’ the CIA After Juan Cole

 


 

 

 


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A new report found that Social Security made $6 billion in overpayments in 2009. Which explains how my grandma can afford spinning rims for her Rascal Scooter. - Jimmy Fallon
 



 

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From NASA.gov: 'This artist's concept shows two scientists examining rock formations on the Red Planet. Many scientists say sedimentary deposits evident in Mars Global Surveyor images could contain fossils visible under ordinary magnification -- all the more reason to send exobiologists and geologists there Illustration/ NASA/Pat Rawlings

 

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