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Friday edition - June 17, 2011
"It was
on this day in 1992 that Vice President Dan Quayle misspelled the word 'potato,'
thus paving the way for Sarah Palin." –Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Osama'
Republican and Democrats FINALLY UNITE: Against Obama
Republicans and Democrats on Thursday derided President Barack Obama's claim that U.S. air attacks against Libya do not constitute hostilities and demanded that the commander in chief seek congressional approval for the 3-month-old military operation.
"A Tea Party group has a summer camp for kids, the only one where they sit around the campfire and tell scary stories about taxing the top 2%." –Conan O'Brien
Put Some South In Your Mouth
As
Republicans gather deep in the conservative South to hear from the party's
presidential candidates, they'll also be sending a not-so-subtle message to
President Barack Obama —
this is GOP territory.
Republican Shenanigans
Craziest Michelle Bachmann Quotes...So Far...from Daniel Kurtzman at About.com
"The Founding Fathers worked tirelessly until slavery was no more" ... "There isn't one study that shows carbon dioxide is a harmful gas" ... "There are hundreds and hundreds of scientists, many of them holding Nobel Prizes, who believe in intelligent design" ... "Not all cultures are equal"
Yawn, Another Doomsday Prophet
The tiny southern French
hamlet of Bugarach has drawn scrutiny from a government sect watchdog over
droves of visitors who believe
it is the only place in the world that will survive a 2012 Apocalypse.
"Anthony
Weiner has asked that everyone respect his privacy. I guess that wasn't his
concern when he was texting pictures of himself." –David Letterman
Rock-The-Voter News
Weenie Roast
Nearly three weeks after
Rep. Anthony Weiner accidentally tweeted a photo of his bulging crotch, his
final act as congressman was to attempt to resign with dignity.
"Photos
of Congressman Weiner have surfaced of him cross-dressing in college, in bra and
pantyhose, proving that even back then he knew he wanted to be a Congressman."
–Jay Leno
Dick Cheney Explains Why He ‘Sicked’ the CIA After Juan Cole
Business News
A new
report found that Social Security made $6 billion in overpayments in 2009. Which
explains how my grandma can afford spinning rims for her Rascal Scooter. -
Jimmy Fallon
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Odd News
From NASA.gov: 'This artist's concept shows two scientists examining rock formations on the Red Planet. Many scientists say sedimentary deposits evident in Mars Global Surveyor images could contain fossils visible under ordinary magnification -- all the more reason to send exobiologists and geologists there Illustration/ NASA/Pat Rawlings
Peace on Earth and Mars.
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