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Tuesday edition - September 20, 2011
“I’ve
been watching the Republican debates. I watched these eight clowns on the stage
and at the end I wanted to raise my hand and say, ‘I don’t believe in
evolution.” –Bill Maher
There’s no reason why the feds should continue to fund expensive Congressional elections in the Bible Belt. What we do is give the candidates an IQ test and the one with the lowest science score wins. A cheap alternative for the same result.- Will Durst
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Osama
“Are you watching these debates? Yes, the politicians are bad, but the people who egg them on. There are these crowds cheering for executions, cheering for letting people without health insurance die. In today’s Republican party, there's a term for people who hate charity and love killing: Christian. ... These are Christians? They prefer to be called a faith-based lynch mob.” –Bill Maher
Republican Shenanigans
Jurassic Park Schooling
Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann said Monday she was not arguing that a vaccine intended to prevent cervical cancer caused mental retardation when she repeated the scientifically unfounded claim last week.
“Rick
Perry is the frontrunner and they love him because he's authentic. You got to
give him that. He is a real asshole.” –Bill Maher
Fox News host Greta Van Susteren ripped into Fox contributor Tucker Carlson Sunday for posting a report on his website, The Daily Caller, about Sarah Palin and her alleged relations with former basketball star Glen Rice...Susteren — a “chief defender” of Palin — called Carlson “a pig” for advertising such remarks on the front page.
Rock-The-Voter News
“Wolf
Blitzer asked Ron Paul what should we do about someone who is 30 years old,
doesn’t have health insurance, and goes into a comma, and might die. And Ron
Paul said something about, 'Well, I miss the old days when people just took care
of each other.' Well, that’s good news. If you're in Texas and get hit by a bus,
a nun will put leeches on your forehead." –Bill Maher
Business News “A new
book came out about Sarah Palin by Joe McGinnis. He claims some unbelievable,
outrageous things about Sarah Palin – like she smoked pot, she snorted coke off
an oil drum, she had an affair with her husband’s business partner, she had a
thing for black men and f**ked NBA star Glenn Rice. And his most amazing,
outrageous claim? That in 2008 some nitwit tried to make her vice president.”
–Bill Maher
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Odd News
Animal rights campaigners PETA will go wild later this year -- with a pornography website. Photo/PETA
Peace.
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