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Monday edition - July 11, 2011




Dick Cheney: Heart Attack Helped Me Politically

Heart disease has been the curse of Dick Cheney's life since he had the first of five heart attacks more than 30 years ago, but he sees a silver lining. That first heart attack came during his 1978 run for Congress in a tight race. "As I looked back on it later, I became convinced it kind of helped," he tells the Wall Street Journal in a rare interview about his heart problems. "It significantly advanced my name identification. I got a lot of coverage. I even got sympathy donations. It worked out."


Panetta: US will confront Iranian threat in Iraq

The U.S. will not "walk away" from the challenge of Iran's stepped-up arming of Iraqi insurgents who are targeting and killing American troops, U.S. Defense Secretary

Rockets hit Baghdad Green Zone as Panetta visits

Three rockets slammed into Baghdad's heavily-fortified Green Zone on Monday, wounding a woman and her children, officials said, as US Defence Secretary Leon Panetta began


Democrats warned that if the debt ceiling isn’t raised, the government would cease to function. How would you be able to tell? - Jay Leno



One of the Ronald Reagan Legacies




"And then there's the other inevitable Watergate comparison. The circumstances of the alleged lawbreaking within News Corp. suggest more than a passing resemblance to Richard Nixon presiding over a criminal conspiracy in which he insulated himself from specific knowledge of numerous individual criminal acts while being himself responsible for and authorizing general policies that routinely resulted in lawbreaking and unconstitutional conduct." - Carl Bernstein on Rupert Murdoch



Payback's A Bitch



President Barack Obama has ordered the suspension of $800 million in aid to the Pakistani military, his chief of staff said Sunday, as part of what experts say is a tougher line with a critical U.S. partner in the fight against terrorism.



Republican Shenanigans




Roger Ailes Explains Why FOX News Never Hacks




Anthony Weiner has left public office for the private sector, where hopefully he'll be able to keep his private sector in his pants. - Will Durst



Strange how fighter jets were scrambled 5 times in a single month to thwart a possible threat but not once on 9/11


 Fighter jets intercepted a private plane near Camp David on Sunday, the third civilian plane this weekend to fly the restricted air space while President Barack Obama was at the Maryland retreat.

Rock-The-Voter News


"The government is warning that terrorists may try to blow up airplanes by implanting bombs under their skin. The airlines responded by saying they'll charge any terrorists that do this a $50 carry-on fee." –Jay Leno


Save The Children But Only In The Womb


A U.S. law protects drug makers from lawsuits filed for serious side effects caused by childhood vaccines, the Supreme Court ruled Tuesday.






Business News



UK Shocker: News of the World ‘Hacked’ Murdoch!



Casey Anthony Trial Coverage Gives Rush Limbaugh Great Abortion Joke



 No Sheilas Incognito


Muslim women would have to remove veils and show their faces to police on request or risk a prison sentence under proposed new laws in Australia's most populous state that have drawn criticism as culturally insensitive



"The problem with political jokes is they get elected."


Bye Bye Political Cartoonists


Stephen Hess is forever optimistic about the American editorial cartoon. He believes in the power of the pictorial commentary and speaks with a faith so unshakeable that one wonders whether he even realizes that there now seem to be more major-league baseball teams than there are major-league cartoonists working full time for a daily metropolitan newspaper.




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Chris Cameron from Glasgow mud dives to celebrate the wet weather during the 'T in the Park' music festival at Kinross, Scotland, Sunday July 10, 2011. Wet weather has swamped the area over a weekend of musical highlights, and some people refuse to be beaten by the mud. Photo / Andrew Milligan,





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