Click here to return to the Front Page of All Hat No Cattle

All Hat No Cattle laughs at people pretending to be something they're not. Toons and funny one liners to lessen the hard right blows.

New editions as often as possible - Online since 2000

 Daily Frontpage~   Archives~   You might be a right wing Republican if...~  What Liberal media?~   Republican Presidential Quotations~   Bush-Cheney Political Contributions~  Cream of the Crop LinksT-Shirts, Mugs and More~!    Please donate so I can put food on my family~ Subscribe to AHNC~ About AHNC~   Advertise on All Hat No Cattle Contact me and/or make a comment or tip  Copyright Notice


 


Wednesday edition - August 17, 2011

 

 

http://pavlovianobeisance.com/index.htm

 

 

Perry under fire over Bernanke remarks

Presidential hopeful and Texas Governor Rick Perry drew rebukes from fellow Republicans and the White House Tuesday for remarks seen as threats of violence against Federal Reserve chief Ben Bernanke.

 

Proof of Republican 'doublethink'

...Anal vocalisation is not the only explanation for much of the Grand Old party's (GOP) behaviour and pronouncements in recent days: rather, it is, I can exclusively reveal, currently engaged in a mash-up of 1984 and It's a Wonderful Life, two pieces of fiction created over 60 years ago, which goes some way to explaining the distinct smack of irrelevance to the party today.

Democrats hold seats in Wisconsin recall elections

Two Wisconsin Democratic state senators beat back Republican challengers on Tuesday in the last of a series of recall elections triggered by a fight over collective bargaining rights for public sector workers


 

"Michele Bachmann won the Iowa Straw Poll. She said she hasn't been this excited since she won last year's 'Who's Crazier Than Sarah Palin' contest.'" –Conan O'Brien
 



The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Osama


What Does China, Pakistan and Osama Have In Common?

 

China on Tuesday dismissed a report that Pakistan gave it access to an advanced U.S. "stealth" helicopter that crashed during the raid that killed Osama bin Laden in May.

 


 

"Republican Congressman Phil Hinkle, who voted to ban gay marriage, was caught propositioning a male prostitute. Hinkle said, 'Well, I wasn’t going to marry him.'" –Conan O'Brien
 


 

 


Republican Shenanigans

 


The Impeachment Train Is A Rolling

 

Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain suggested that impeaching President Barack Obama "would be a great thing to do"

 


 

 


Adios, Iraq and Good Luck!

 

A spokesman for U.S. forces in Iraq told USA TODAY Tuesday that Iraqi forces can defend their country from an insurgency in spite of two days of violence that has some military experts calling on U.S. troops to remain beyond a Dec. 31 withdrawal deadline.

 


 

"Now that Pawlenty is out, the big question is whether Bachmann or Perry will get his supporter." –Stephen Colbert
 



Rock-The-Voter News


Finally: Honoring Pat Tillman

 

The alma mater of football star turned soldier Pat Tillman, who was killed in Afghanistan while serving with the U.S. Army, honored him on Tuesday with a veterans' center in his name.
 


 

 


 

Mitt Romney recently said "corporations are people," so I guess you could say he's a people person. - Will Durst

 


 


 


Business News


Oui Oui Wee Wee

 

It's been a long time since French actor Gérard Depardieu, 62, made headlines.

But he's making them now after causing an uproar on a CityJet airplane last night. On a flight from Paris to Dublin that was delayed on the tarmac, he was told he had to wait to use the toilet, and he responded by urinating in the cabin in front of his fellow passengers.
 


 

"Only 39 percent of Americans approve of the job President Obama is doing. Ratings are at an all-time low, but ratings for 'Jersey Shore' are at an all-time high." –Jimmy Kimmel
 

 


 

 

 


 

 

I hope you had a good time today because I work hard for my money and love every minute!

 

Please kick a couple of bucks over to All Hat No Cattle

 

Offline Donation - Lisa Casey - PO Box 88 - Ashford, AL 36312

 

 Email me lisa@allhatnocattle.net

 

 

 


Odd News


 

 

Customers walk into the new Apple Store at Pudong Lujiazui in Shanghai July 10, 2010. Apple Inc. opened its second flagship store in China, in the heart of Shanghai's financial district on Saturday. The retail outlet, featuring a 40-foot glass cylindrical wall, is located near Shanghai's famous Oriental Pearl Tower. Oddly, there are no high heel shoes seen through this glass ceiling. Photo/Aly Song

 

Peace.

 

Recent Posts

 

September 2011

 

August 2011

 

July 2011

 

 

June 2011

May 2011

 

April 2011

Click here for archives back to 2000

 


Please click here to get the help you deserve

http://www.ptsdhelp.net/


 

Learn a foreign language resource site. Click here for more information

 



Please click here for an offbeat look at the hot-button issues of the day


FAVORITE SURF SPOTS

 

Buzzflash

Talking Points Memo
Daily Show
The Reliable Source

UnfairlyBalanced

MadKane

About

InternetWeekly

OldAmericanCentury


 

Government Sites

U.S. Senate

House of Representatives

US Supreme Court

WhiteHouse


CONGRESS
U.S. House of Representatives
U.S. Senate
Congressional Information Center
Congressional Directory
Executive Cabinet and Agency Search
Current Issues and Legislation
Today's House Schedule
Today's Senate Schedule
Today's Committee Meetings Schedule
House Calendar
Senate Executive Calendar
Capitol Hearings

WHITE HOUSE / EXECUTIVE
White House
Dept. of State
Dept. of the Treasury
Dept. of Defense
Dept. of Justice
Dept. of Homeland Security
Campaign Finance Database
Federal Communications Commission
State of the Union Archive
 

JUDICIARY
U.S. Supreme Court
Federal Judicial Center
Find Law
House Judiciary Cmte.
National Center for State Courts
Senate Judiciary Cmte.
Solicitor General
U.S. Courts Links
U.S. Dept. of Justice
U.S. Tax Court
Chief Justice Federal Judiciary Year-End Report Archive

STATE / LOCAL
National Association of Counties (NACo)
National Conference of State Legislatures
National Governors Association (NGA)
National League of Cities
U.S. Conference of Mayors

 


"Lisa, Congrats on your sweep! As George Bush might have said, 'Lucky me, I hit the trifecta.' Seriously, I'm glad to be able to salute you and all the great laughs you provide." - Daniel Kurtzman, About.com Guide to Political Humor.

 

 

 


 

 

 

Daily Frontpage   Archives     You might be a right wing Republican if..What Liberal Media?   Republican Presidential Quotations   Bush-Cheney Political Contributions   Cream of the Crop Links  T-Shirts, Mugs and More    Please donate so I can put food on my family  Subscribe to AHNC About AHNC   Advertise on All Hat No Cattle  Contact me  Copyright Notice


Visitors to All Hat No Cattle since December 2000

Hit Counter