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Monday edition - May 23, 2011
"Dick "Kaboom"
Cheney is publishing his memoirs. Cheney is a wonderful fiction writer. Remember
the stories he used to tell us about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?"
–David Letterman
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Osama
"President Obama suggested that Israel should go back to the pre-1967 borders. Native Americans said, "Why stop there? Let's go back to the pre-1492 borders."" –Jay Leno
Spy versus Spy
Rewarding Failure: It Is The Republican Way!
Almost immediately after leaving office, Bush withdrew from the broader bully pulpit that other former presidents, such as Jimmy Carter, have used to weigh in on matters of public import. But he also joined the storied ranks of former politicians who are now making money on the speaking circuit-- and it's paying off.
"Dick
Cheney is releasing a memoir in August about his personal and political life.
I'm not going to say reading it is torture. It's more of an enhanced
interrogation technique."
–Jimmy Fallon
Republican Shenanigans The Rise Of Sarah Palin: Cha Ching
A former member of Sarah Palin's inner circle has written a scathing tell-all, saying Palin was ready to quit as governor months before she actually resigned and was eager to leave office when more lucrative opportunities came around.
The
Schwarzeneggers broke up. Never understood their marriage to begin with. What
was that: phase 1 in a genetic experiment to breed a bullet proof Kennedy?-
Will Durst
Rock-The-Voter News OMG, Just What America Needs, More Palins!
The Palin family is
growing!
Business News
President Obama offered $1 billion to Egypt to boost the creation of new jobs.
And if that works, they’re going to try it here. - Jimmy Fallon
The End Of The World: NOT!
If you're reading this,
Harold Camping's predictions that the end of the world would start Saturday (May
21) failed to pan out.
Let Them Eat Soup!
Campbell Soup Co (CPB.N) reported a better-than-expected quarterly profit on Monday and forecast full-year results at the high end of its range, after moving its focus from profit-sapping promotions to advertisements
Only $2295 to Go!
Thank you Gretchen!
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Email me lisa@allhatnocattle.net
Odd News
I don't so feel stupid anymore. Photo/Unknown
Peace. |
