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Tuesday edition - June 21, 2011



 Jon Stewart spars with Chris Wallace on ‘Fox News Sunday’: You are dead wrong; I’m a comedian, not an activist
In another of his recent forays onto the Fox News lineup he routinely lambastes on "The Daily Show," Jon Stewart sat for an extended interview on "Fox News Sunday." During a long, often heated interview with Chris Wallace.

Debt talks enter make-or-break week

U.S. lawmakers working to rein in the country's rising debt said on Monday they will have to make substantial progress this week to ensure the country retains its top-notch credit rating

Gates sees no bar to lifting gay ban

Defense Secretary Robert Gates said Monday that he sees no roadblocks to ending the ban on openly gay military service, and if the top officers of each service recommend moving ahead on the repeal before the end of the month, he will endorse it.


Defense Secretary Robert Gates says that al-Qaida’s new leader will be hunted down and killed just like bin Laden. They think he may be in Pakistan. They know that because Pakistan says they have no idea where he is. - Jay Leno





Shouldn't This Be More Important Than Tax Cuts? Just Asking.


Radioactive tritium has leaked from three-quarters of U.S. commercial nuclear power sites, often into groundwater from corroded, buried piping, an Associated Press investigation shows.

The number and severity of the leaks has been escalating, even as federal regulators extend the licenses of more and more reactors across the nation.





Over 50 percent of viewers thought that Mitt Romney won the first Republican debate. Romney credits his win to his preparation, his grasp of the issues, and the good people at Mattel that built him.- Conan

Republican Shenanigans


Well, I Guess McCain Isn't Courting The Latino Vote


As if Arizona's immigration debate wasn't already hot, Sen. John McCain has ignited a barrage of criticism by saying that there is "substantial evidence" that illegal immigrants are partly responsible for wildfires in the state.


Baby Book Entry: Bristol Palin Blames Wine Coolers For Pregnancy


Bristol Palin remembers her first time. Except she doesn't.

In her memoir, "Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far," out today, the eldest daughter of GOP poster girl Sarah Palin writes that she was drunk on wine coolers when she and Levi Johnston did the deed.



Rock-The-Voter News

Darn: No More Weenie Roasts


 Democrat Anthony Weiner, caught sending lewd photos of himself to women over the Internet, on Monday submitted his letter of resignation from the House of Representatives, effective midnight on Tuesday.



Congressman Weiner resigned from Congress at a senior citizens’ center in Queens. It was smart, because they had no idea what Twitter is.
- Jay Leno





Business News

Do You Think This Is Why Fox News Hates Jon Stewart?


Jon Stewart had a really good May. So good, he blew just about every Fox News network show away in terms of viewership.

Stewart absolutely dominated every age group between 18 and 49, especially for men between the ages of 18 and 34. He and his pseudo-rival Stephen Colbert were the only two late night talk shows to show a gain in viewership consistently in recent years. This is telling because Fox News is generally watched by older viewers and viewers with very conservative beliefs. It isn't exactly popular with young folks.





Osama bin Laden’s former deputy, Ayman al-Zawahiri, has officially taken over as the leader of al-Qaida. I know that, because today he updated his profile on LinkedIn. -Jimmy Fallon






A company in Virginia has a new DNA test than can predict your child’s athletic skills. Here’s the test: If you’re a child and you know what DNA is, you’re not an athlete. - Jimmy Fallon


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A computer-generated image from the European defense group EADS shows the so-called "Zero Emission Hypersonic Transportation" (Zehst) rocket. The European aerospace giant said it hopes the rocket plane will be able to fly from Paris to Tokyo in 2.5 hours by around 2050.Photo/EADS





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