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Tuesday edition - June 21, 2011
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Defense
Secretary Robert Gates says that al-Qaida’s new leader will be hunted down and
killed just like bin Laden. They think he may be in Pakistan. They know that
because Pakistan says they have no idea where he is. - Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Osama Shouldn't This Be More Important Than Tax Cuts? Just Asking.
Radioactive tritium has
leaked from three-quarters of U.S. commercial nuclear power sites, often into
groundwater from corroded, buried piping, an Associated Press investigation
shows.
Over 50
percent of viewers thought that Mitt Romney won the first Republican debate.
Romney credits his win to his preparation, his grasp of the issues, and the good
people at Mattel that built him.- Conan Republican Shenanigans
Well, I Guess McCain Isn't Courting The Latino Vote
As if Arizona's immigration debate wasn't already hot, Sen. John McCain has ignited a barrage of criticism by saying that there is "substantial evidence" that illegal immigrants are partly responsible for wildfires in the state.
Baby Book Entry: Bristol Palin Blames Wine Coolers For Pregnancy
Bristol Palin remembers
her first time. Except she doesn't.
Rock-The-Voter News Darn: No More Weenie Roasts
Democrat Anthony Weiner, caught sending lewd photos of himself to women over the Internet, on Monday submitted his letter of resignation from the House of Representatives, effective midnight on Tuesday.
Congressman Weiner resigned from Congress at a senior citizens’ center in
Queens. It was smart, because they had no idea what Twitter is.
Business News Do You Think This Is Why Fox News Hates Jon Stewart?
Jon Stewart had a really
good May. So good,
he blew just about every Fox News network show away in terms of viewership.
Osama
bin Laden’s former deputy, Ayman al-Zawahiri, has officially taken over as the
leader of al-Qaida. I know that, because today he updated his profile on
LinkedIn. -Jimmy Fallon
A
company in Virginia has a new DNA test than can predict your child’s athletic
skills. Here’s the test: If you’re a child and you know what DNA is, you’re not
an athlete. - Jimmy Fallon Only $715 To Go!
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Odd News
A computer-generated image from the European defense group EADS shows the so-called "Zero Emission Hypersonic Transportation" (Zehst) rocket. The European aerospace giant said it hopes the rocket plane will be able to fly from Paris to Tokyo in 2.5 hours by around 2050.Photo/EADS
Peace.
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