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Friday edition - September 2, 2011





Bush Isn't Mad About Cheney's New Book

When former Vice President Dick Cheney embarked on a PR blitz last week for his new memoir, In My Time, he predicted that "there are gonna be heads exploding all over Washington." And, sure enough, the book has former Bush officials like Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice fuming. But President Bush himself is keeping a cool head, despite one passage in which Cheney describes Bush clearing a room...




Exclusive: Condoleezza Rice fires back at Cheney memoir

Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said on Wednesday she resented what she viewed as an attack on her integrity by former Vice President Dick Cheney in his just-published memoir


Dick Cheney 'personally lobbied' Tory MPs for Blair
John Prescott's inability to engage with Dick Cheney resulted in a "fatal gap" between the US and the UK, a senior British diplomat has told the Iraq inquiry.

Yeah, couple the war costs with Wall Street raping the housing market  and DOH! we have have a bad economy.


Rick Perry shot a coyote while jogging. If he carries a .380 Ruger with hollow points while jogging, what's he take hunting? A Howitzer? Dick Cheney?- Will Durst




"The CIA is hoping Moammar Gadhafi's weapons don't fall into the wrong hands. Weren't they already in the wrong hands?" –David Letterman


CIA Outs Self


The CIA's super-secret rendition program--to whisk terrorist suspects in the dark of night to CIA black sites for interrogation--has been further exposed to the light of day in rather humble fashion: a billing dispute in upstate New York.




Palin ImPalins Iowa


Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin is set to appear at a tea party rally in Iowa Saturday, a source close to Palin told CNN.

And Christine O'Donnell is out (again), the source said...members of Palin's staff indicated Wednesday that her appearance was being put "on hold" due to "planning issues" and concerns that the group behind the event, Tea Party of America, was being "dishonest" about the speaking program.

After the confusion, rally organizers "stepped up their game today" and "sorted out" various logistical issues that had concerned the governor's aides, the Palin source told CNN Wednesday afternoon.


Republican Shenanigans

Honoring Gifford OR the GLOCK?


The Pima County Republican Party is raffling off a Glock 23 handgun to raise money for get-out-the-vote efforts in Democratic Rep. Gabrielle Giffords' Arizona district.

The congresswoman is recovering from being critically wounded in a mass shooting in January that left six people dead and 13 injured, including Giffords. Giffords was holding a "Congress at your corner" event in Tucson when a shooter open fired with a Glock 19.



Rock-The-Voter News

What Global Warming?


A block of ice four times the size of Manhattan has split off from a Greenland glacier and melted--an event so dramatic that it's shocked the scientists who study the area...The scientist said no similar event has happened in Greenland since recorded observations began in 1876.







I am grateful that I have 12 pecan trees on my property and a peanut farm nearby.


Business News


"The Justice Dept is trying to block the merger between AT&T and T-Mobile. It's only fair because AT&T keeps blocking the mergers between me and the people I try to call." –Jimmy Fallon


How Costa Rica Treats Their Sick and Needy


A little-known program at the Social Security System pays hospice caregivers to take a leave from work to care for patients who are family members or friends.





Best Political Cartoons of 2011 (So Far)
The Year's Best Political Cartoons by the Nation's Top Cartoonists




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Odd News





A large wave crashes behind a surfer at the Wedge in Newport Beach, Calif. on Thursday, Sept. 1, 2011. High tide and a winter storm off New Zealand are combining to bring high waves to the Southern California coast. The National Weather Service said waves of 8 feet to 11 feet or more could hit beaches from San Luis Obispo to San Diego counties and peak Thursday night or early Friday. Photo/Orange County Register, Mark Rightmire





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