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Tuesday edition - July 5, 2011
How is Wall Street patriotic? They helped get us in to this horrible economy and they are fighting increasing ANY taxes.
We’re celebrating our independence from the British. I hope that in a couple years, we’ll be able to celebrate our independence from the Chinese- David Letterman
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Osama
North Korea has shut down all of its universities for 10 months so students can work in factories. Or, as they call it in North Korea, “spring break.”- Conan
Another Historically Challenged Politician
India's health minister has derided homosexuality as an unnatural "disease" from the West, drawing outrage Tuesday from activists who said the comments set back the country's campaign for gay rights and its fight against HIV.
The Senate canceled their vacation to work on the budget. Either they really can’t agree or they’re looking for an excuse to not go on vacation with their families.- Jimmy Kimmel Republican Shenanigans Glenn Beck Moves To George W. Bush's Neck Of The Woods
New Yorkers better get
their heckling in fast, because Glenn Beck is headed for the Lone Star State.
California officials say that the census failed to count over a million residents of the state? How did Schwarzenegger manage to cover up all those children? - Conan
Rock-The-Voter News
Rev. Pat Robertson says that if more states legalize gay marriage, God will destroy America. He did say that afterwards, gays will come in and do a beautiful renovation. - Conan
A DUI, Viagra and A Republican
A
Cincinnati-area state representative was caught in a firestorm of criticism on
Thursday over revelations surrounding a traffic stop this spring that resulted
in his arrest on a drunken driving charge... his blood alcohol content was
registered at 0.097 percent, according to the documents. A toxicology screening
also picked up Viagra and another pharmaceutical drug in his system.
Top Ten
Reasons I, Dave Letterman, Am Proud To Be An American
Business News
Ah, the
4th of July. Great holiday. Let's drink a lot of beer and handle explosives. A
date that is the source of many nicknames, like Lefty & Patch.-
Will Durst
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Odd News
NASA photo of Space Shuttle Atlantis in orbit.
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