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Wednesday edition - September 14, 2011
According to a new poll, only 55 percent of Americans think President Obama is intelligent. Yeah, that may not sound impressive, but it’s up 55 percent over the last president. Jimmy Fallon
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Osama Scary
A U.S. woman said Tuesday that she endured nearly four hours in police custody that included being forced off an airplane in handcuffs, strip-searched and interrogated at Detroit's airport on the 10th anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks — all, she believes, because of her Middle Eastern appearance.
"Michele Bachmann said she would do away with the Department of Education if elected president. In fact, if there's no Department of Education, it would make it easier for her to be elected." –Jay Leno
Republican Shenanigans
Republicans = Hatriots
Republicans blocked an effort Monday by Senate Democrats to quickly pass a $7 billion aid package for victims of recent natural disasters like Hurricane Irene, tornadoes in the Midwest and the South and floods along the Mississippi, Missouri and other rivers.
"Did you
see all the Republican candidates lined up at the Reagan Library the other
night? Didn't they look like it was part of Disney's 'Hall of
Never-Will-Be-Presidents.'" –Jay Leno
Rock-The-Voter News
"Michele Bachmann is for people who find Sarah Palin too intellectual. She is pure. She is always completely fact-free. She said the Founding Fathers worked tirelessly until they got rid of slavery. So from now on Thomas Jefferson’s slaves will be known as friends with benefits." –Bill Maher
More Corporate Patriotism!
Large U.S. corporations are pressuring Congress and the White House to exempt overseas corporate profits from taxes, a policy shift that critics say would hurt the economy and increase the federal deficit.
A man wearing an Obama mask robbed a bank. Either that or Obama has an exciting new plan to reduce the deficit. - Conan
Business News
CNN Sells Out: Blitzer Keeps His Job
Handicapping how presidential candidates perform in debates is a tricky proposition. But in this case, the pundits agree: The co-hosts of Monday night's Republican debate--CNN and the Tea Party Express--made for "one of the oddest political matches in recent memory," "strange political bedfellows" not unlike "James Carville and Mary Matalin."..."The idea of a cable news network so reviled by the far political right coming together with its fiercest critics to host anything is completely ludicrous," Grace Wyler wrote on Business Insider. "Instead of remaking itself into a network of noble, cooperative centrists, CNN just looked like a sell-out, pandering to Tea Partiers and Tea Party haters in one fell swoop.".One problem was that Wolf Blitzer, the debate's moderator, never called out any of legions of false statements from either candidates or questioners...
The Republican debate was up against Monday night football. It was like NFL vs. LOL. - Jay Leno
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Odd News
The
university math students heard the crash, saw the smoke and knew they had to act
quickly. A motorcyclist had just collided with a car and was pinned beneath the
flaming, twisted metal wreckage. "I'm just
very thankful for everyone that helped me out," Wright told The Associated Press
by telephone from his hospital bed. "They saved my life."
Peace.
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