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Thursday edition - June 21, 2011
What, the Brits didn't prepare for the arrival president of the United States, so they gave him a ticket? I thought the British liked us.
"Is it
any surprise that the British law enforcement can't stop the high-tech phone
hackers? They can't even stop a guy walking into Parliament with a pie."
–Craig Ferguson
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Osama Pentagon Wasteful Spending. Surprise!
In the era of massive belt-tightening budget cuts, the story of two never-completed, unused Navy ships now being sent to the scrap heap after costing U.S. taxpayers $300 million is a case study in Pentagon waste.
Texas Gov. Rick Perry says God is calling on him to run for president, and Michele Bachmann says God is calling on her to run for president. If God is so indecisive, he’s probably for Mitt Romney. - Jay Leno
Republican Shenanigans Republican Plans
US Republicans moved Wednesday to cut aid to several
of Israel's neighbors and to tighten control of assistance to Pakistan, vowing
to get tough on Islamic militants and tame US spending.
"The
Murdochs testified before parliament and did something that not many powerful
people would have the courage to do: They blamed others." –Craig Ferguson
I think it’s cowardly to attack an 80-year-old man with a pie. If the attacker had any courage, he’d go after Murdoch like I do: in the middle of the night from 5,000 miles away. –Craig Ferguson
The Kenyan Versus the Morman
A poll released on Wednesday carried
warning signs for President Barack Obama's re-election chances in 2012.
Rock-The-Voter News
Franken Flaunts Fact Less Focus On The Family
Sen. Al Franken (D-MN) took on a representative of the conservative group Focus on the Family for mischaracterizing a study on "nuclear families" at a hearing on a bill which would repeal the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA).
"China's
mad at President Obama for meeting with the Dalai Lama, but come on. Obama
doesn't owe them anything — except like $14 trillion." –Jimmy Fallon Business News
"Borders bookstores announced that it will liquidate its stock and close all of its stores nationwide. I don't think this is what the Republicans meant by 'closing our borders.'" –Jimmy Kimmel
Tea Party Won't Pay For Their Tea party
Some
Tennessee tea partiers are in hot water with a Las Vegas gambling resort that's
accusing them of skipping out on a big hotel bill.
Subject: Truthers
Lisa, Thought you may like reading this man's definition of a Truther/Birther, etc........... Ed
Thanks for writing, Ed. I wonder what would happen if you gave a "Truther" truth serum? My guess would be projectile vomiting. .
Philadelphia has a new plan to ticket pedestrians who text without looking up while they walk. As opposed to the previous punishment: lamp posts.- Jimmy Fallon
Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands? ~Ernest Gaines
Fundraiser Finale!
Comments from yesterday's supporters
God bless you, Lisa. Thanks for being there for us all. ~ Richard
Happy Wednesday !!..Jerry
Jerry sent the $65 needed to meet my goal and Richard put me over the top!
Hugs and humor to you both and to everyone who has helped All Hat No Cattle stay online!
Offline Donation - Lisa Casey - PO Box 88 - Ashford, AL 36312
Email me lisa@allhatnocattle.net
Odd News
Here's a
big idea: Writing your name in the sand so large that it can be seen from space. Photo/Google
Peace.
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