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Monday edition - August 29, 2011

Another "cheap shot" Dick Cheney took was blowing the cover of covert CIA agent, Valerie Plame, calling her "Fair Game" after her husband wrote a column correctly disputing sixteen words in GW Bush's state of the union address.

Now I know why Dick Cheney told Patrick Leahy to GFH.

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Osama

• Suicide attack kills at least 24 at Baghdad mosque

• Israel "could not stop" nuclear Iran with one strike

• Iran condemns 'Israel spy' to death

• Captain allowed to stay in Navy despite bawdy videos

Republican Shenanigans

• Tired of Being the G.O.P.'s Piñata, Bernanke Finally Lashed Back at Congress

• US Republicans seek new probe of nuclear chairman

• Tea Party Express launches bus tour from California

• Glenn Beck, Fresh from Israel, Proclaims Irene is 'Blessing'

• Perry Has Double the Tea Party Support as Bachmann

• Bachmann says she'd consider minimum wage changes

• Bachmann: Environmentalists blocking US energy

Bachmann "Environ Mental" Outlook

Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann said Sunday that she would consider oil and natural gas drilling in the Everglades if it can be done without harming the environment.

President Obama’s popularity is slipping while he’s on vacation. When he went for a walk on the beach, the tide went out.- David Letterman

Yawn. Another Republican iPops Out Of The closet

A Puerto Rico lawmaker has resigned following reports that explicit photos of him surfaced on an iPhone application for gays and bisexuals, the head of the U.S. territory's Senate announced Sunday.

Sen. Roberto Arango, a Republican who represents the capital of San Juan for the island's governing party, presented his letter of resignation after a weekend meeting, Senate President Thomas Rivera Schatz said.
 

Rock-The-Voter News

• AP-GfK Poll: Obama faces trouble with key voters

• Calif. would be first state to ban foam containers

Better To Be Safe Than Sorry

From North Carolina to New Jersey, Hurricane Irene appeared to have fallen short of the doomsday predictions. But with rivers still rising, and roads impassable because of high water and fallen trees, it could be days before the full extent of the damage is known.

Dick Cheney says that when people in Washington read his new book, “heads will be exploding.” When Cheney says heads will be exploding, he means it.
- Craig Ferguson

Business News

• Oil below $86 as US refineries survive hurricane

• Exclusive: Big oil companies may have to give up Iraq gas

• Small business hiring slows in August, wages dip

• New Zealand news agency closing after 132 years

While Republicans Were Investigating President Clinton's Zipper in 1997, Bill Was Doing This

Chapter Three:

Improving Security for Travelers

"We know we can't make the world risk-free, but we can reduce the risks we face and we have to take the fight to the terrorists. If we have the will, we can find the means."

President Clinton

The Federal Bureau of Investigation, the Central Intelligence Agency, and other intelligence sources have been warning that the threat of terrorism is changing in two important ways. First, it is no longer just an overseas threat from foreign terrorists. People and places in the United States have joined the list of targets, and Americans have joined the ranks of terrorists. The bombings of the World Trade Center in New York and the Federal Building in Oklahoma City are clear examples of the shift, as is the conviction of Ramzi Yousef for attempting to bomb twelve American airliners out of the sky over the Pacific Ocean. The second change is that in addition to well-known, established terrorist groups, it is becoming more common to find terrorists working alone or in ad-hoc groups, some of whom are not afraid to die in carrying out their designs.

Although the threat of terrorism is increasing, the danger of an individual becoming a victim of a terrorist attack -- let alone an aircraft bombing -- will doubtless remain very small. But terrorism isn't merely a matter of statistics. We fear a plane crash far more than we fear something like a car accident. One might survive a car accident, but there's no chance in a plane at 30,000 feet. This fear is one of the reasons that terrorists see airplanes as attractive targets. And, they know that airlines are often seen as national symbols.

When terrorists attack an American airliner, they are attacking the United States. They have so little respect for our values -- so little regard for human life or the principles of justice that are the foundation of American society -- that they would destroy innocent children and devoted mothers and fathers completely at random. This cannot be tolerated, or allowed to intimidate free societies. There must be a concerted national will to fight terrorism. There must be a willingness to apply sustained economic, political and commercial pressure on countries sponsoring terrorists. There must be an unwavering commitment to pursuing terrorists and bringing them to justice. There must be the resolve to punish those who would violate sanctions imposed against terrorist states.

 

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Subject:: My Life Was A LOT BETTER UNDER CLINTON

Lisa,

I get so tired of Dems not touting their accomplishments over the decades up against what the GOP HAS NOT DONE! This infuriates me to no end.

And thank you for keeping me sane and INFORMED!

I wish I could send you money but I do tell everyone of like mind about you.

thank God you are still here with us. You'll beat this, Lisa. Hang on.

Andy

Wow. thank you for your words...they uplifted me!

Your email is why I posted  the White House Commission on Aviation Safety and Security done by Al Gore for Big Dog.

Gee, all the while the GOP Congress had a gazillion investigations looking at Bill's zipper the GOP ignored the warnings of the White House after the First World trade Center bombing, etc...

I have many viewers who hate the Clintons. I understand their different disappointments with his administration.

But the Clintons and Al Gore were SMART and saw the need not only for airline security against terrorists but knew we needed a healthy nation to be a strong nation, a clean environment and the invention of the Internet by Al Gore (just kidding). And guess what, they were right.

I hope Obama fights the fight with facts and subtle humiliation of these GOP monkeys in men's suits and the easy targets of Palin and Bachmann, instead of trying to reason with these obtuse elephants.

America has become mean and greedy and punishes the little guy and allows the likes of Bush and Cheney to live the good life. I don't think that is what George Washington had in mind when he took office.

Thank you to Bill from Texas!

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In this photo taken Wednesday Aug. 24, 2011, Yoandri Hernandez Garrido, 37, known as "Twenty-Four," climbs a palm tree in Baracoa, Guantanamo province, Cuba. Hernandez is proud of his extra digits and calls them a blessing, saying they set him apart and enable him to make a living by scrambling up palm trees to cut coconuts and posing for photographs in this eastern Cuban city popular with tourists. Known as polydactyly, Hernandez's condition is relatively common, but it's rare for the extra digits to be so perfect.  Photo/Javier Galeano

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