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Tuesday edition - August 23, 2011




Another Bachmann History Flub: The American People Are Worried About ‘The Rise Of The Soviet Union’

...Specifically, Bachmann said the American people are worried about “the rise of the Soviet Union.”
Apparently no one’s told her that America’s one-time Cold War nemesis has not existed for 20 years...


USA becomes Food Stamp Nation but is it sustainable?

Genna Saucedo supervises cashiers at a Wal-Mart in Pico Rivera, California, but her wages aren't enough to feed herself and her 12-year-old son.
Saucedo, who earns $9.70 an hour for about 26 hours a week and lives with her mother, is one of the many Americans who survive because of government handouts in what has rapidly become a food stamp nation.

US should raise taxes to help fix deficits, say business economists

At a time when Republicans in Congress are digging in their heels against raising more federal tax revenue, private-sector economists are sending an opposite signal in a new poll.

Some three-quarters of economists who do forecasting for the private sector say tax revenue should rise


Tom Petty wants Michele Bachmann to stop using "American Girl" at rallies. Don't imagine Elton John would mind if she uses "The Bitch is Back."- Will Durst



Senatorial Weight Throwing


Two key US senators urged the presidents of Costa Rica, Colombia and Panama to oppose the Palestinians' efforts to gain UN recognition of their state next month in letters sent Thursday.

Democratic Senator Robert Menendez and Republican Senator Marco Rubio – chairman and ranking member of the Senate Foreign Relations Subcommittee on the Western Hemisphere – said such a step would hurt Middle East peace efforts.


Rick Perry’s ‘Fed Up’ Even Worse Than Ya’ Think

By Don Davis


"Think how far Obama has come. Not long ago, a lot of people in this country thought he was a secret Kenyan, or a secret Muslim. Now we know he's a secret Republican." —Bill Maher

Republican Shenanigans



Republicans: They Just Can't Hide Their Racism


A freshman Republican lawmaker resigned because his wife sent "an offensive and racist" email to the Democratic state Senate campaign of nine-time Olympic gold medalist Carl Lewis, a GOP official acknowledged Monday.





"There is no coordination between Colbert Super PAC and the Perry campaign; that would be wrong and illegal. They are as separate as church and state under a Perry Administration." -- Stephen Colbert


Rock-The-Voter News



Comedian Handles Death Threats From A Jihadist



Returning to the air Monday night for the first time since he received a death threat from a jihadist, David Letterman let fly with a barrage of one-liners that may not please the would-be terrorist but certainly got his audience laughing.


"Perry is an attractive candidate for many conservatives, because he wants smaller government, to cut national spending, and he knows how to fire a grenade launcher. He’s like the Sarah Palin of politics." –Jimmy Kimmel


Business News


Thank God Dick Cheney's Pension Is OK!


Halliburton’s Success In Argentina

Leading oilfield service provider Halliburton (NYSE:HAL) has drilled the first horizontal, multistage hydraulic fracture shale gas well for independent energy firm Apache (NYSE:APA) in South America.





Republicans have to stop thinking up intricate, psychological explanations for why liberals don't like Sarah Palin or Michele Bachmann. Let me save you all some time. Are you ready? Because they are crazy people. People who are not that bright and full of awful  ideas. Pretty much the same reason we didn't care for George Bush and made jokes about him. So, trust me, it's not because they have breasts. It's because they are boobs. - Bill Maher





 "The problem with political jokes is they get elected."- Anonymous






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In this photo released by Red Bull, Kyle Mitrione of the U.S. dives from the 26.5-meter platform on the Institute of Contemporary Art building during the sixth stop of the Red Bull Cliff Diving World Series at Fan Pier in Boston, Saturday, Aug. 20, 2011.  Photo/Red Bull, Christian Pondella




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