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Friday - September 9, 2011




Closest Human Ancestor May Rewrite Steps in Our Evolution

A startling mix of human and primitive traits found in the brains, hips, feet and hands of an extinct species identified last year make a strong case for it being the immediate ancestor to the human lineage, scientists have announced


 China paper tells U.S. not to play with fire over Taiwan

China's top official newspaper warned on Friday that "madmen" on Capitol Hill who want the United States to sell advanced weapons to Taiwan were playing with fire and could pay a "disastrous price," as the Obama administration nears a decision on a sale.

Clinton says she won't take Cheney's advice and challenge Obama in 2012

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said this morning that she won’t take former Vice President Dick Cheney’s advice, which he offered this week during an interview with ABC News’ Jonathan Karl, that she challenge President Obama for the Democratic Party’s nomination in 2012.


"Sunday is the 10th anniversary of 9/11, which means it can only be another 5 years before we discover Saddam Hussein’s WMDs." –Stephen Colbert


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam



Holy Crap: They Clapped?


Nobody yelled at the president. When you control the House of Representatives, maybe you don’t have to.

On the right side of the chamber Thursday night, the House Republican majority sat silent through much of President Obama’s jobs address. Members clapped for veterans getting jobs. They laughed when Obama said his ideas weren’t “political grandstanding.”

But mostly they sat.



"The Republican presidential candidates will have a debate at the Reagan Library. They were going to have it at the George W. Bush Library but they couldn't fit all eight of them in the bouncy house." –Conan O'Brien



Republican Shenanigans


"The Republican debate was on earlier tonight. Side effects may include nausea, vomiting and sexual dysfunction." -David Letterman


Could Sarah Palin 'Nader' the Republican Ticket?


While we wait with bated breath for Sarah Palin to inform us of her plans for 2012, we can only speculate about her intentions. Actually, we can speculate or we can hang out on Facebook all day and wait for the former Governor of Alaska to post a new status.



Rock-The-Voter News

The Rebellions Begin


Hundreds of Longshoremen stormed the Port of Longview early Thursday, overpowered and held security guards, damaged railroad cars, and dumped grain that is the center of a labor dispute, said Longview Police Chief Jim Duscha.


"Dick Cheney says Hillary Clinton would have made a better president than Barack Obama. Then he got back in his coffin." –David Letterman



Business News




Cheney's Target: Bush Payback


...But it's not Powell, or Cheney, who look bad in the former vice-president's account. It's Bush who fares the worst. Cheney's portrait of Bush describes a leader who is mostly content to leave the heavy lifting up to others. He intervenes only when he is pushed too far, notably by Cheney in two notable instances. The first was when Cheney tried to get Attorney General Ashcroft's signature to extend a potentially illegal surveillance program of U.S. citizens. Ashcroft was in the hospital gravely ill with pancreatitis, and when Bush belatedly learned what Cheney was attempting, he sided with the Justice Department over Cheney in refusing the authorization.

The second was when Bush refused to pardon Scooter Libby




"This is the first debate Rick Perry has participated in since he announced his candidacy. Perry is a mix between George W. Bush and Yosemite W. Sam." –Jimmy Kimmel



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"The Elizabeth Taylor Diamond" from her estate, a 33.19 carat, D color, VS1 clarity a gift of Richard Burton, estimated at $2,500,000 - $3,500,000, is shown in this photograph at Christie's, in New York, Thursday, Sept. 1, 2011. Christie’s auction house is selling her complete jewelry collection in New York on Dec. 13-14. Photo/Richard Drew








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