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Wednesday edition - June 8, 2011
"It's
official. It turns out it was Weiner's weiner. At a press conference this
afternoon, Congressman Anthony Weiner admitted that he tweeted out that photo of
his crotch. During the press conference, Congressman Weiner was choked up and
got a lump in this throat – not as big as the lump in his underwear, but still,
very emotional!" -Jimmy Fallon
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Osama
"A new
Republican presidential poll has Herman Cain, the former CEO of Godfather’s
Pizza, tied for second with Sarah Palin. Or as Obama put it,' 'Do I even need to
campaign at this point?'" –Jimmy Fallon
Republican Shenanigans
"Democrats don't share our values. An elected official is tweeting dirty photos
of himself to strange women who he never meets for sex? Come on! At least
Republican Chris Lee was trying to get some action! Republican politicians are
man enough to hit that thing. Ensign, Vitter, even when it's a gay scandal!
They're not tweeting love letters. They're tearing up an airport bathroom until
somebody calls the cops on them!" –Stephen Colbert
Rock-The-Voter News
Legal
experts are now investigating John Edwards for the money he spent to hide his
mistress and love child. The good news for Edwards is that he is now eligible to
run for governor of California. - Jay Leno
"It's
been a crazy few days. First, Anthony Weiner admitted tweeting that photo of his
crotch and John Edwards was indicted for covering up an affair. Or as Arnold
Schwarzenegger put it, 'Thank you God! This is the best week ever!'" –Jimmy
Fallon Business News
"It shows you how the political race has changed. Remember it wasn't that long ago when candidates would ask 'Where’s the beef?' You can’t ask that now!" –Jay Leno
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