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Thursday edition - June 2, 2011
Thanks to Tj for the graphic!
The world would be a safer place if Newt and Sarah smoked a joint.
Sarah
Palin, on visiting Mt. Vernon, the home of George Washington: "Even Piper was
able to grasp the significance of being in the presence of our first President -
who had such diverse interests - when she told me later: 'how hard he must have
worked to keep that farm going!'"
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Osama Whoopsy
Using ground-penetrating radar, the United States and South Korea launched a joint survey of a US army base Thursday to try to find out whether tonnes of toxic chemical were buried there decades ago.
Double Whoopsy
Neuron damage in
explosion-related
"mild" traumatic brain injuries can be more extensive than previously thought
and is not necessarily related to the severity of clinical symptoms, researchers
said.
"Sarah Palin met with Donald Trump in New York yesterday. They spent the meeting talking about the thing most important to them: TV ratings." –Craig Ferguson
Republican Shenanigans
Do As I Say, Not As I Do
New Jersey's
pugnacious, budget-cutting Gov. Chris Christie — widely mentioned as a potential
Republican candidate for president — is catching grief for taking a state
helicopter to his son's high school baseball game and
refusing to reimburse the state for the costs.
"Mitt
Romney was on the 'Today Show' and admitted he likes to read the 'Twilight'
books and watch 'American Idol.' If elected, he would be the 1st Mormon and the
1st 13-year-old girl to be President." –Jimmy Kimmel
Rock-The-Voter News Huck, Huck, Huckabee!
He decided against another
run for president, but former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee said he might
be open to the number two spot on GOP presidential ticket in 2012.
Business News
Bodybuilding is tough. You’ve got to train constantly, eat the right foods, and cover up the fact that you had a baby with the maid. - Craig Ferguson
Almost a Third of the way there!
Thank you Cynthia!
Offline Donation - Lisa Casey - PO Box 88 - Ashford, AL 36312
Email me lisa@allhatnocattle.net
Odd News
Peace.
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