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Wednesday edition - August 10, 2011
I hope the Republicans go ahead and impeach Obama. When they impeached Clinton his poll numbers went up.
"We owe
China more than a trillion dollars. Why don't we just give them Florida?"
–Jimmy Kimmel
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam Kidnapping the Messenger
The Libyan government has
acknowledged that a Baltimore writer who went missing in the early weeks of the
conflict there is alive and in custody, a Maryland congressman said Tuesday.
"A new poll shows that disapproval of Congress is at an all-time high. Eighty-two percent of Americans disapprove of the job Congress is doing and the other 18 percent weren't home when the question was asked." –Jimmy Kimmel
Republican Shenanigans
"We’ve always been told our kids and grandkids are going to have to pay for our reckless spending. Now WE have to pay?!" –Jimmy Kimmel
"Only a
couple of days until the big Republican Iowa Republican straw poll. Pollsters
say it's a dead heat between the guy you never heard of, the guy who used to be
somebody, and the woman who has no chance of winning." –Jay Leno
Rock-The-Voter News
"If the
Lord can turn water into wine, surely he can turn debt into wine – which is
good, because we're gonna need a drink." –Stephen Colbert
Finally, A Good Cost Cutting Idea
Six U.S. states that reduced incarceration rates by focusing on parole or probation instead of prison time have cut costs without increasing crime rates, according to a report released on Tuesday.
Business News
Newsweek cover of Bachmann sexist? Get real
The Russians Are Spending, The Russians Are Spending!
Prime Minister Vladimir
Putin on Tuesday said his government was ready to pump liquidity into the
Russian market after a US debt downgrade hit domestic stocks and took nearly
five percent off the ruble.
Verizon is expecting service problems this week because of the strike. Today the lady on my voicemail was like, “You have three new messages. Get them yourself.”- Jimmy Fallon
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Odd News
An
experimental vehicle that can fly at 20 times the speed of sound and reach
anywhere in the world within an hour is due to lift off today. DARPA’s Falcon
Hypersonic Technology Vehicle 2 is scheduled to launch between 7:00am and 1:00
pm PDT from Vandenberg Air Force Base in California, on board an Air Force
Minotaur IV rocket.
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