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Wednesday edition - August 10, 2011





Impeach Obama, says Michael Burgess

Impeaching President Barack Obama “needs to happen,” Rep. Michael Burgess (R-Texas) told a local tea party group, the Fort Worth Star-Telegram reported Tuesday.


Palin on downgrade: I knew this would happen

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, who plans to announce whether she will run for president sometime next month, said Monday night that she predicted the credit rating downgrade long ago.

Obama says he inherited economic problems

President Barack Obama said on Monday he inherited many of the country's problems with high debt and deficits when he entered the White House, sounding a theme likely to dominate his 2012 re-election campaign.


I hope the Republicans go ahead and impeach Obama. When they impeached Clinton his poll numbers went up.



"We owe China more than a trillion dollars. Why don't we just give them Florida?" –Jimmy Kimmel


Kidnapping the Messenger


The Libyan government has acknowledged that a Baltimore writer who went missing in the early weeks of the conflict there is alive and in custody, a Maryland congressman said Tuesday.

Libyan officials acknowledged that Matthew VanDyke was in custody during talks with Hungarian officials before Ramadan began last week, according to U.S. Rep. C.A. Dutch Ruppersberger's office.


"A new poll shows that disapproval of Congress is at an all-time high. Eighty-two percent of Americans disapprove of the job Congress is doing and the other 18 percent weren't home when the question was asked." –Jimmy Kimmel




Republican Shenanigans


"We’ve always been told our kids and grandkids are going to have to pay for our reckless spending. Now WE have to pay?!" –Jimmy Kimmel






"Only a couple of days until the big Republican Iowa Republican straw poll. Pollsters say it's a dead heat between the guy you never heard of, the guy who used to be somebody, and the woman who has no chance of winning." –Jay Leno


Rock-The-Voter News


"If the Lord can turn water into wine, surely he can turn debt into wine – which is good, because we're gonna need a drink." –Stephen Colbert


Finally, A Good Cost Cutting Idea


Six U.S. states that reduced incarceration rates by focusing on parole or probation instead of prison time have cut costs without increasing crime rates, according to a report released on Tuesday.




Business News



Newsweek cover of Bachmann sexist? Get real





The Russians Are Spending, The Russians Are Spending!


Prime Minister Vladimir Putin on Tuesday said his government was ready to pump liquidity into the Russian market after a US debt downgrade hit domestic stocks and took nearly five percent off the ruble.

"We in Russia believe that we must keep careful track of liquidity," Putin said in his first comments on a market slide that has erased a year of stock gains and renewed concerns about the country's dependence on the global price of oil.



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Odd News





An experimental vehicle that can fly at 20 times the speed of sound and reach anywhere in the world within an hour is due to lift off today. DARPA’s Falcon Hypersonic Technology Vehicle 2 is scheduled to launch between 7:00am and 1:00 pm PDT from Vandenberg Air Force Base in California, on board an Air Force Minotaur IV rocket.
And success is by no means a done deal: on the vehicle's first test flight in April last year, the Air Force lost contact just nine minutes in, with the vehicle making a controlled descent into the ocean.




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