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Friday/Weekend edition - June 3-5, 2011
"Pugnacious about everything" is the best phrase I can find to describe Palin. Gawd, I hope she runs for president.
"I think Mitt Romney and Sarah Palin would be the perfect ticket. She can't answer basic questions, and he has two answers for every question." —Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Osama Weird Spies
Britain's spy
agencies have a new message for terrorists: make cupcakes, not war.
"Based on how you eat pizza Donald, I want to see your long-form birth certificate. I don't think you were really born in New York." –Jon Stewart, on Donald Trump taking Sarah Palin out to eat chain restaurant pizza in New York, using knives and forks
Republican Shenanigans
Worst Persons of the Day: June 2, 2011 - Keith Olbermann
When Mike Huckabee told his cable news audience that his heart wasn't in running for president in 2012, he might have had his fingers crossed behind his back. "Everything is still open," Huckabee said in a speech at the Clinton Presidential Library in Little Rock. "I haven’t closed doors. I found long ago that that’s not the smart thing to do." One open door, the Associated Press reports, is the No. 2 spot on the Republican ticket. But he still thinks it's going to be tough for anyone to beat President Obama, which is one of the reasons he (sort of) opted out of the race.
"Congressman Weiner's Twitter account was hacked 'allegedly,' and someone texted
a picture of his 'junior senator' to a college girl. Now this is good news for
me because I can Google 'wiener photos' at work and not get fired." –Craig
Ferguson
Rock-The-Voter News
"I
see only two options here: Either Anthony Weiner has too many photos of his junk
to keep track of, or 'Certitiude' is his nickname for his penis." –Stephen
Colbert
Business News
"The great corporations which we have grown to speak of rather loosely as trusts are the creatures of the State, and the State not only has the right to control them wherever need of such control is shown but it is in duty bound to control them." - President Theodore Roosevelt in 1901
More Phallic Symbols In The News
German
Chancellor Angela Merkel has promised to consider EU compensation for Spain
after a
fatal bacteria outbreak in Germany was wrongly blamed on Spanish cucumbers,
Madrid said....
Only $2095 to Go!
Comedy is acting out optimism. - Robin Williams
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Odd News
This image provided by the Agriculture Department must have Sarah Palin's panties in a bunch. Maybe she'll Twitter us a picture! The Agriculture Department says its new healthy eating symbol
— called 'My Plate' — will show Americans that nutrition doesn't have to be
complicated. Peaceful weekend wishes. |
