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Monday edition - June 20, 2011



Obama, Boehner team up in golf match

President Barack Obama and Republican House of Representatives Speaker John Boehner teamed up in a golf match on Saturday to try to build a friendlier climate for troubled talks on the debt and deficits.

Obama impersonator pulled from Republican Leadership Conference stage

Barack Obama impersonator Reggie Brown briefly stole the spotlight this weekend at the Republican Leadership Conference in New Orleans after making a series of racial jokes and taking digs at several 2012 GOP candidates--the stars of the show--before being pulled from the stage.

US nuke regulators weaken safety rules

Federal regulators have been working closely with the nuclear power industry to keep the nation's aging reactors operating within safety standards by repeatedly weakening those standards, or simply failing to enforce them, an investigation by The Associated Press has found.


US regulators have weakened the standards of our aging nuclear power plants. I feel so much safer now.



"Officials still can't say what happened to $6.6 billion that was sent to Iraq for reconstruction. That's money we could have wasted and mismanaged right here at home." –Jay Leno



"Well, several congressmen have filed a lawsuit against President Obama for getting us involved in Libya. They claim Obama got the U.S. in a Middle East war without authorization from Congress. To which Dick Cheney and Bush said, 'You can get sued for that?'" –Jay Leno

Republican Shenanigans


"New Rule: Stop comparing Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann just because they're both Republican women. And crazy. And know-nothings. And Jesus freaks, who claim to receive messages from God. Who both get their historical facts wrong all the time. Who both give off a sound that only animals can hear and makes microwaves explode. Seriously, stop comparing them." –Bill Maher


Attention Rep. Paul: Old People Are Tired Of War, Too


Texas Rep. Paul says young people are tired of US wars




Rock-The-Voter News


"Anthony Weiner’s still involved with the internet. Today he started his own site called MyTube." –Jay Leno



Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas' close friendship with a Dallas real estate magnate may put him at risk for violating an optional code of ethics the country's highest judges adhere to,...Liberal advocacy groups have targeted Thomas for his wife Virginia's tea party-affiliated Liberty Central organization, which is strongly opposed to President Obama's health care overhaul. If court challenges to the health care reform law make it to the Supreme Court, Thomas' wife's activities will make him less than impartial, they say




Business-Tech News


"According to a new study, American fathers are spending more than twice the amount of time with their children than they used to in years past. Experts say it's due to a sweeping new trend called 'unemployment.'" –Conan O'Brien






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Six-month old Chihuahua puppies, from left, Echo, Ellie and Gulliver stand together at the MSPCA in Methuen, Mass. Wednesday, June 15, 2011. The already adopted puppies, born without front legs, were fitted with wheels made by Eddie's Wheels of Shelburne, Mass. and are training to walk and run with them. Photo/Elise Amendola


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