Monday edition - June 20, 2011
US regulators have weakened the standards of our aging nuclear power plants. I feel so much safer now.
"Officials still can't say what happened to $6.6 billion that was sent to Iraq
for reconstruction. That's money we could have wasted and mismanaged right here
at home." –Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Osama
"Well,
several congressmen have filed a lawsuit against President Obama for getting us
involved in Libya. They claim Obama got the U.S. in a Middle East war without
authorization from Congress. To which Dick Cheney and Bush said, 'You can get
sued for that?'" –Jay Leno
Republican Shenanigans
"New
Rule: Stop comparing Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann just because they're both
Republican women. And crazy. And know-nothings. And Jesus freaks, who claim to
receive messages from God. Who both get their historical facts wrong all the
time. Who both give off a sound that only animals can hear and makes microwaves
explode. Seriously, stop comparing them." –Bill Maher
Attention Rep. Paul: Old People Are Tired Of War, Too
Texas Rep. Paul says young people are tired of US wars
Rock-The-Voter News
"Anthony
Weiner’s still involved with the internet. Today he started his own site called
MyTube." –Jay Leno
Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas' close friendship with a Dallas real estate magnate may put him at risk for violating an optional code of ethics the country's highest judges adhere to,...Liberal advocacy groups have targeted Thomas for his wife Virginia's tea party-affiliated Liberty Central organization, which is strongly opposed to President Obama's health care overhaul. If court challenges to the health care reform law make it to the Supreme Court, Thomas' wife's activities will make him less than impartial, they say
Business-Tech News
"According to a new study, American fathers are spending more than twice the
amount of time with their children than they used to in years past. Experts say
it's due to a sweeping new trend called 'unemployment.'" –Conan O'Brien
HOW TO FIGHT CORPORATISTS reprise
Only $755 to go! End the agony!
Thank you John, Susan, Ellie and James for your generosity in keeping AHNC's head above water!
Offline Donation - Lisa Casey - PO Box 88 - Ashford, AL 36312
Email me lisa@allhatnocattle.net
Odd News
Six-month old Chihuahua puppies, from left, Echo, Ellie and Gulliver stand together at the MSPCA in Methuen, Mass. Wednesday, June 15, 2011. The already adopted puppies, born without front legs, were fitted with wheels made by Eddie's Wheels of Shelburne, Mass. and are training to walk and run with them. Photo/Elise Amendola
Peace for puppies, too. |