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Thursday edition - August 11, 2011




Congressman feuds with administration over movie

A movie about the hunt for Osama bin Laden, expected in theaters just weeks before the 2012 presidential election, is already generating a partisan political feud.
Rep. Peter King, R-N.Y., chairman of the House Homeland Security Committee, says he's worried that the Obama administration will only be too happy to give sensitive details about the Navy SEAL mission to the Oscar-winning moviemakers behind the project...


Cheney prepares media blitz
Former vice president Dick Cheney has written a book -- In My Time: A Personal and Political Memoir -- that is set for release on Aug. 30.

Rand Paul calls Tea Party vindication for father Ron's career

Texas Congressman Ron Paul didn't call it a vindication, but said he glad that several other presidential candidates are parrotting his rhetoric about cutting government.


New reports say that President Obama’s re-election team is going to try to portray Mitt Romney as “weird.” They’re also going to try to portray Michele Bachmann as “Michele Bachmann.” - Conan






The Dow fell 634 points and went below the 11,000 mark. All I can say is: It’s a good thing all my money is tied up in Beanie Babies.- Jimmy Fallon




PROOF: He Really Is A "Muslin"


President Barack Obama is hosting an Iftar dinner Wednesday evening to celebrate the Muslim holy month of Ramadan.


Republican Shenanigans


The Iowa Republican straw poll is this weekend, and considering the field, I wouldn't be surprised to hear the straw won.- Will Durst


Remember When They Called Themselves Compassionate Conservatives?


A campaign aide says Nebraska attorney general and Republican U.S. Senate candidate Jon Bruning regrets comparing welfare recipients to raccoons.



Scientists have discovered that Texas and Antarctica were once linked. They say their first clue was when they were shot at by penguins. - Conan




Rock-The-Voter News







Democrats scored a surprise win on Republican turf in a May special congressional election in upstate New York. Now, a new poll suggests the GOP could be closing in on an upset in the race to succeed disgraced former Rep. Anthony Weiner in New York City.


Rush Limbaugh accused President Obama of trying to inflict as much damage as possible in four years. And then Rush Limbaugh’s chair accused him of doing the same thing.

- Jimmy Fallon





Business News




A 61-year-old woman ended her attempt to swim from Havana to Florida. She stopped when she realized how bad the American economy was, and started swimming in the other direction.- Jay Leno

How To Market Cocaine



A gang of drug traffickers is inserting pictures of Amy Winehouse in their bags of cocaine to improve sales, Brazilian police have said.






Scientists are reporting the first clear success with a new approach for treating leukemia — turning the patients' own blood cells into assassins that hunt and destroy their cancer cells.

They've only done it in three patients so far, but the results were striking: Two appear cancer-free up to a year after treatment, and the third patient is improved but still has some cancer.



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Texas artist Natalie Irish created this portrait of Marilyn Monroe without touching a paintbrush. Instead, she applied bright lipstick and kissed the canvas until Marilyn emerged.  (Photo: Dennis Bateman)





This portrait of Jimi Hendrix was also created by what the artist calls "lip print". (Photo: Chris O'Malley)




Natalie Irish with her lips painted and ready to kiss the canvas again. Check out more of Natalie's work at (Photo: Natalie Irish)


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