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Thursday edition - August 11, 2011
New reports say that President Obama’s re-election team is going to try to portray Mitt Romney as “weird.” They’re also going to try to portray Michele Bachmann as “Michele Bachmann.” - Conan
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Osama
The Dow fell 634 points and went below the 11,000 mark. All I can say is: It’s a good thing all my money is tied up in Beanie Babies.- Jimmy Fallon
PROOF: He Really Is A "Muslin"
President Barack Obama is hosting an Iftar dinner Wednesday evening to celebrate the Muslim holy month of Ramadan.
Republican Shenanigans
The Iowa
Republican straw poll is this weekend, and considering the field, I wouldn't be
surprised to hear the straw won.-
Will Durst
Remember When They Called Themselves Compassionate Conservatives?
A campaign aide says Nebraska attorney general and Republican U.S. Senate candidate Jon Bruning regrets comparing welfare recipients to raccoons.
Scientists have discovered that Texas and Antarctica were once linked. They say their first clue was when they were shot at by penguins. - Conan
Rock-The-Voter News
Democrats scored a
surprise win on Republican turf in a May special congressional election in
upstate New York. Now, a new poll suggests
the GOP could be closing in on an upset in the race to succeed disgraced former
Rep. Anthony Weiner in New York City.
Rush Limbaugh accused President Obama of trying to inflict as much damage as possible in four years. And then Rush Limbaugh’s chair accused him of doing the same thing. - Jimmy Fallon
Business News
A
61-year-old woman ended her attempt to swim from Havana to Florida. She stopped
when she realized how bad the American economy was, and started swimming in the
other direction.- Jay Leno How To Market Cocaine
A gang of drug traffickers is inserting pictures of Amy Winehouse in their bags of cocaine to improve sales, Brazilian police have said.
FABULOUS NEWS
Scientists
are reporting the first clear success with a new approach for treating leukemia
— turning the patients' own blood cells into assassins that hunt and destroy
their cancer cells.
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Odd News
Texas artist Natalie Irish created this portrait of Marilyn Monroe without touching a paintbrush. Instead, she applied bright lipstick and kissed the canvas until Marilyn emerged. (Photo: Dennis Bateman)
This portrait of Jimi Hendrix was also created by what the artist calls "lip print". (Photo: Chris O'Malley)
Natalie Irish with her lips painted and ready to kiss the canvas again. Check out more of Natalie's work at natalieirish.com (Photo: Natalie Irish)
Peace through art.
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