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 Wednesday edition - June 22, 2011




Bristol Memoir's Juiciest Bits
Bristol lies to her mother, Sarah Palin, telling her she's “going to stay the night at Ema's house,” (Pg. 2) but instead goes off on a camping trip in Point MacKenzie with her “ruggedly handsome boyfriend,” Levi Johnston...


Did Chris Wallace Really Say Fox News Isn't Fair and Balanced?

News flash: Fox News is not fair and balanced. According to whom? The cable network's star Sunday host, Chris Wallace.

Medicaid for the middle class?

 President Barack Obama's health care law would let several million middle-class people get nearly free insurance meant for the poor, a twist government number crunchers say they discovered only after the complex bill was signed.


I'd rather be focused on the Medicaid for the middle class than the Alaskan White Trash Soap Opera but then this wouldn't be a comedy website.



A spokesman for Texas Gov. Rick Perry says there’s a 50/50 chance he’ll run for president. Meanwhile, Sarah Palin says there’s an 80/50 chance she’ll run for president.- Conan





The Administration is now doing something with the Taliban that it couldn't possibly imagine doing with the Republicans. They're talking. - Will Durst


Meanwhile, Back In China


China urged the United States on Wednesday to restrain other countries from provoking Beijing in disputes over contested territories in the South China Sea, warning that Washington risks becoming embroiled in an unwanted conflict.


Republican Shenanigans

Why Was Newt Ever Called "Brilliant" ?


Newt Gingrich's top two fundraising advisers resigned on Tuesday, and officials said the Republican candidate's hobbling presidential campaign carried more than $1 million in debt.






Corporations want tax breaks to bring profits home from overseas. How bout for every job they bring back, they get a million in write offs? - Will Durst




Rock-The-Voter News


A new study found that most Americans will have to work into their 70s and 80s to be able to retire. But don’t worry. After that, they’ll have plenty of time to enjoy their golden year.
- Jimmy Fallon


Why Won't The Fed Cooperate? What/Who Are They Hiding?


Smug and Smugger


The Federal Reserve Bank of New York is refusing to tell U.S. government investigators how much money it sent to Iraq during the first years of the American invasion, as a top Iraqi official suggested the missing and possibly stolen funds from that era is more than $18 billion – nearly three times the previously reported figure.

CNBC reported Tuesday that the New York Fed won’t reveal to the special inspector general for Iraq reconstruction how much money went to the Middle Eastern nation, hampering an investigation seeking to determine how much of the cash was stolen.








Business News


I'm Not Buying His Razors Anymore


Magician and Miss USA judge Penn Jillette says he's happy a pageant queen from Tennessee fell short to Miss California USA Alyssa Campanella because her onstage answer to a question about burning Qurans ran afoul of the First Amendment



After John Edwards, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and father-to-be Anthony Weiner, who would have thought Charlie Sheen would be dad of the year? - Jay Leno





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Suspended fifth : Australian classical musician Shenzo Gregorio (C) plays an electric violin while suspended under the dome of the historic Queen Victoria Building in Sydney. Photo/Greg Wood


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