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Friday edition - May 20, 2011
Al-Qaida has a new leader. Experts are calling him a
temporary leader — and so is SEAL Team 6. - David Letterman
Thanks to Tj for the graphic The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Osama
Donald Trump is not running for president. The whole thing
was a publicity stunt? Really? - David Letterman
Uneasy Rider
Peter Fonda launched a four-letter attack on US President Barack
Obama at the Cannes film festival on Wednesday,
calling him a traitor over the handling of the aftermath of the Gulf oil spill. Republican Shenanigans
"Ron Paul announced that he will run for president, and he
supports the legalization of prostitution and heroin. If he does win, it will be
one heck of a victory party." -Conan O'Brien
Fashion Disaster Dictator Update
NATO said on Friday that its warplanes had hit eight vessels of
Moamer Kadhafi's navy, after US President Barack
Obama
predicted the veteran Libyan strongman would "inevitably" leave or be forced
from power.
Rock-The-Voter News
"They found a massive stash of porn in Osama bin Laden's
compound. Right now CIA agents are screening the pornography carefully, frame by
frame, looking for clues." -David Letterman
What Will You Be Doing On Saturday When The World Will End?
A five-month hell on Earth for nonbelievers before the universe self-annihilates (or something) starts this Saturday, May 21, according to a fringe Christian radio broadcaster in California
Business News Tex-Ass Ideas
Texas may still have
problems like a multi-billion dollar budget deficit and public schools facing
major spending cuts, but its legislature
has moved to make the Lone Star State safe for "noodling."
Only $2305 to go!
Thank you Bruce and Anthony for keeping my head above water! Offline Donation - Lisa Casey - PO Box 88 - Ashford, AL 36312
Email me lisa@allhatnocattle.net
Odd News
Ivan Stoiljkovic poses for pictures with cutlery stuck to his chest in front of his home near Koprivnica, some 100 kilometers (62 miles) north of the capital Zagreb, May 12, 2011. Ivan, 6, has an extraordinary talent: the ability to attract metallic objects -- from spoons to heavy frying pans -- to his body. He is said to be able to carry up to 25 kg of metal stuck to his torso. Ivan's family also claims that his hands can emit heat and his mysterious ability has also given him healing powers. Medical checkups so far have reaped inconclusive results. Photo/Nikola Solic
I wish you all a peaceful weekend. |
