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Friday, May 6, 2011 edition

Obama: bin Laden sea burial ‘was respectful’

CBS News -5-5-11

Earlier this week, we told you that some Islamic scholars questioned President Obama's decision to bury Osama bin Laden at sea--arguing that a maritime burial isn't in keeping with Muslim practice.

In his interview with 60 Minutes to air in full Sunday--the president was at pains to beat back those criticisms.

"As we speak, Osama bin Laden is living with SpongeBob in a pineapple under the sea." –Jimmy Kimmel

No Photo-Ops By This Prez

President Obama will meet with participants in the Osama bin Laden raid when he travels to Fort Campbell, Ky., on Friday, an administration official said, part of a closed-door effort to express the country’s gratitude

Bush's Iraq Photo Album

And all of this gave George W Bush

Saddam's gun.and the world high oil prices.

I wonder how often Bush fondles that gun?

"Kate Middleton and Prince William said that for their honeymoon they want privacy in a country where no one will give away their location. I think they are going to Pakistan." –Jay Leno

Jon Stewart Insults Roseanne Barr and Tom Arnold

Thursday night's "Daily Show" made a brief departure from all the talk of Osama Bin Laden to catch up on the GOP's search for a 2012 presidential candidate. Jon Stewart couldn't help but notice that frontrunners Donald Trump and Sarah Palin ("The Tom Arnold and Roseanne Barr" of the GOP) were absent from the first debate. He then went over their latest gaffes.

Levi Johnston is writing a book about the Palins. The title of the book is "Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs."

I liked the original title better: "I Need Money" by Levi Johnston. - Jimmy Kimmel

Trump said he’ll announce whether or not he’s running for president on the final episode of “Celebrity Apprentice.” He’ll be surrounded by political heavyweights like Gary Busey, Latoya Jackson, and Meat Loaf.
–David Letterman

We’re so fascinated by royal weddings because there’s no monarchy in the United States. The closest we could get would be if Larry King married Queen Latifah.
–Jay Leno

No Wonder These Guys Want Tax Breaks!

In the boardroom, it's as if the Great Recession never happened.

CEOs at the nation's largest companies were paid better last year than they were in 2007, when the economy was booming, the stock market set a record high and unemployment was roughly half what it is today.

Poll: Given Choice Between Palin and Trump, Most Voters Choose Suicide
Survey Spells Trouble for GOP, Pollster Says - Borowitz Report (satire)

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