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Friday edition - June 24, 2011
"That's
pretty amazing. A baby stopped crying as soon as the president held it. Obama
should try that with John Boehner." –Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Osama Meanwhile, Back In Japan
Japan's Defense Ministry
said Thursday 11 Chinese warships were spotted in international waters off the
country's southern island of Okinawa.
"John
McCain made his claim that illegal immigrants started the Arizona wildfires
without doing his research. The last time he did that we got Sarah Palin.”
-Jay Leno A Republican and a Democrat Agree? They Must Be High
Congressmen
Ron Paul, Barney Frank and others will introduce legislature Thursday that aims
to end a major part of the war on drugs -- namely the battle against marijuana.
Republican Shenanigans Their Way or the Highway or GFY
Efforts to find a
bipartisan agreement blending huge budget cuts with a must-pass measure to
increase how much the government can borrow have entered a new phase after
Republican negotiators pulled out of talks led by Vice President Joe Biden.
“New Republican Presidential candidate Jon Huntsman is fluent in Chinese. In a short period of time the Republicans have come quite a long way. The last Republican president wasn't even fluent in English." –David Letterman
Rock-The-Voter News
"President Obama announced this week that he is going to start sending out his
own messages personally on Twitter. And today Anthony Weiner said, 'It's a trap,
don't do it!' But President Obama's tweets are a little different than Anthony
Weiner's. When Obama sends out pictures of something obscene, it's the
unemployment numbers." –Jay Leno Frankly, Georgia, I Don't Give A Damn You Screwed Your Farming Industry
After
enacting House Bill 87, a law designed to drive illegal immigrants out of
Georgia, state officials appear shocked to discover that HB 87 is, well, driving
a lot of illegal immigrants out of Georgia.
Business-Tech News
"President Obama announced that progress is being made in Afghanistan after the
death of Osama bin Laden, which means we're going to be bringing 10,000 troops
home by the end of this year. Here's what I don't understand about Afghanistan:
With all that opium lying around, you'd think it would be a mellower place."
–Jimmy Kimmel
Cindy
Lauper turned 58 years old today. You can tell she’s getting up there — her new
song is called “Girls Just Wanna Have a Quiet Evening at Home Watching
Lifetime.” - Jimmy Fallon
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The last donation was June 21, 2011
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Odd News
This is a June 9, 2011 photo provided by airline passenger Jill Tarlow shows an unnamed passenger scantily dressed and taken at the airport in Fort Lauderdale, Fla. US Airways is defending its decision to allow the man wearing skimpy women's panties and high heels to fly days before a football player was arrested on a plane in California over a dispute over his saggy pants. The man flew six days before University of New Mexico football player Deshon Marman was arrested on a US Airways flight in San Francisco over allegations he refused to pull up his pants. A US Airways spokeswoman told the San Francisco Chronicle employees were right not to ask the man on the Phoenix flight to cover himself but declined to comment on Marman's arrest. Photo/Jill Tarlow
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