Thursday edition - May 26, 2011
I'm so old, I remember Newt Gingrich saying he wanted Medicare to wither on the vine.
What I find scary about Newt Gingrich is his certitude, which is always the hallmark of un-bright people who don't really have an open mind. - Bill Maher
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Osama I'm not crazy, I just look
that way.
Shooting rampage suspect Jared Loughner was dragged shouting from a courtroom on Wednesday before he was found mentally incompetent to stand trial on charges he killed six people and wounded Arizona Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords.
Republican Shenanigans
"Last
night at a Texas Ranger game ex-President Bush almost got hit with a foul ball.
He vowed revenge on the player, but we all know Obama will be the one to
actually get him." –Conan O'Brien
I Hope This Doesn't Affect Sarah's Presidential Aspirations!
Reality-television curiosity Sarah Palin has a crazy spokesperson who can’t seem to shut up on Twitter. That’s fine when you’re attacking the liberal elite, but it’s not so fine when the person paid to promote the Palin basic-cable brand is instead verbally attacking one of the actual Palins who makes basic-cable programs. This is what Sarah’s spokesperson Rebecca Mansour has been caught doing: criticizing and insulting abstinence icon Bristol Palin.
MSNBC’s Ed Schultz Cites TV Precedent for ‘Laura Ingraham’ Incident
Thanks to Tj for the graphic!
Dick Cheney Worships Human Instead of Jesus
In a rare
public appearance, former Vice President Dick Cheney said he hopes House Budget
Chairman Paul Ryan doesn't run for president. And his reason is an interesting
one.
Rock-The-Voter News
How Roger Ailes Built the Fox News Fear Factory
What More Can Be Said About The Rise And Seedy Fall Of John Edwards? See Below
Former presidential
candidate John Edwards, under criminal investigation for alleged campaign
finance law violations to hide an extramarital affair, did not break the law,
his attorney said on Wednesday.
"Turns
out that Maria Shriver could end up with 100,000,000 dollars from her divorce
from Arnold. She deserves it. She was a devoted wife and mother to at least 40
percent of his children." –Jimmy Fallon Business News The Oily Russians Are Getting Richer, Too!
Russia's
privately-owned oil producer Lukoil reported net profit growth of 71.3 percent
in the first quarter of 2011 thanks to rising market prices for crude, in a
statement on Thursday.
If you believe this earth was given to you to kick ass, you're not a Christian, you're a Texan. - Bill Maher
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Odd News
Karren, part of the Pujie Girls, poses for a photograph while demonstrating planking during an interview with Reuters outside Taiwan's National Theatre in Taipei May 25, 2011. Lying face flat on the ground may not be the world's most glamourous photo pose but two Taiwanese "planking" women have made a name for themselves on the Internet -- and hope to use the craze to spread positive social messages. Calling themselves the Pujie Girls which literally translates to "falling on the street" in Mandarin, the pair are Taiwan's most well-known plankers, with almost 100,000 fans following them on Facebook. Photo/Nicky Loh Peaceful planking wishes to
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