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Thursday edition - May 26, 2011




Gingrich Says He'll Work To End Health Care Reform‎
DERRY, NH -- Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich focused on health care reform Wednesday in his first trip to New Hampshire since announcing he was running..


Healthcare reform adds to insurance rolls‎
WASHINGTON -- Provisions in the new US healthcare reform law meant to add people to insurance rolls appear to be working, figures from

Ryan revises history on health care reform

Rep. Paul Ryan revises history when he says his Medicare plan is "in keeping with the Bill Clinton bipartisan committee" proposal in 1999. Contrary to the impression left by Ryan, the commission's final report failed largely along partisan lines. Clinton opposed it, and all four of his appointees voted against it.


I'm so old, I remember Newt Gingrich saying he wanted Medicare to wither on the vine.



What I find scary about Newt Gingrich is his certitude, which is always the hallmark of un-bright people who don't really have an open mind. - Bill Maher





I'm not crazy, I just look that way.



 Shooting rampage suspect Jared Loughner was dragged shouting from a courtroom on Wednesday before he was found mentally incompetent to stand trial on charges he killed six people and wounded Arizona Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords.


Republican Shenanigans



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"Last night at a Texas Ranger game ex-President Bush almost got hit with a foul ball. He vowed revenge on the player, but we all know Obama will be the one to actually get him." –Conan O'Brien


I Hope This Doesn't Affect Sarah's Presidential Aspirations!



Reality-television curiosity Sarah Palin has a crazy spokesperson who can’t seem to shut up on Twitter. That’s fine when you’re attacking the liberal elite, but it’s not so fine when the person paid to promote the Palin basic-cable brand is instead verbally attacking one of the actual Palins who makes basic-cable programs. This is what Sarah’s spokesperson Rebecca Mansour has been caught doing: criticizing and insulting abstinence icon Bristol Palin.


MSNBC’s Ed Schultz Cites TV Precedent for ‘Laura Ingraham’ Incident





Thanks to Tj for the graphic!



Dick Cheney Worships Human Instead of Jesus



In a rare public appearance, former Vice President Dick Cheney said he hopes House Budget Chairman Paul Ryan doesn't run for president. And his reason is an interesting one.

"I worship the ground the Paul Ryan walks on," Cheney said, the Houston Chronicle reported. "I hope he doesn't run for president because that would ruin a good man who has a lot of work to do."




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How Roger Ailes Built the Fox News Fear Factory‎


What More Can Be Said About The Rise And Seedy Fall Of John Edwards?  See Below



 Former presidential candidate John Edwards, under criminal investigation for alleged campaign finance law violations to hide an extramarital affair, did not break the law, his attorney said on Wednesday.

"The government's theory is wrong on the facts and wrong on the law. It is novel and untested. There is no civil or criminal precedent for such a prosecution," Gregory Craig, an attorney for Edwards, said.







"Turns out that Maria Shriver could end up with 100,000,000 dollars from her divorce from Arnold. She deserves it. She was a devoted wife and mother to at least 40 percent of his children." –Jimmy Fallon

Business News

The Oily Russians Are Getting Richer, Too!


Russia's privately-owned oil producer Lukoil reported net profit growth of 71.3 percent in the first quarter of 2011 thanks to rising market prices for crude, in a statement on Thursday.

Net profit in the first three months of the year was $3.5 billion, up from $2 billion for the same period last year.


If you believe this earth was given to you to kick ass, you're not a Christian, you're a Texan. - Bill Maher



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Odd News



Karren, part of the Pujie Girls, poses for a photograph while demonstrating planking during an interview with Reuters outside Taiwan's National Theatre in Taipei May 25, 2011. Lying face flat on the ground may not be the world's most glamourous photo pose but two Taiwanese "planking" women have made a name for themselves on the Internet -- and hope to use the craze to spread positive social messages. Calling themselves the Pujie Girls which literally translates to "falling on the street" in Mandarin, the pair are Taiwan's most well-known plankers, with almost 100,000 fans following them on Facebook. Photo/Nicky Loh

Peaceful planking wishes to all.


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