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Wednesday edition - May 25, 2011
The Thorny Rose
Obama was in Ireland. He thought about buying a four-leaf clover for good luck, and then he looked at the field of Republican candidates and decided it wasn’t necessary.- Jimmy Fallon
"President Obama visited the Irish
village where his great-great-great-grandfather was born. Of course, that was
always disputed by his great-great-great-grandfather's archrival, Donny McTrump."
Wow, God Wrote The Constitution. Who Knew?
kids will be learning about the U.S. Constitution this coming school year with
help from a decidedly conservative Idaho publishing house, if a tea party group
gets its way... they'd like the teachers to use material from the Malta,
Idaho-based National Center for Constitutional Studies,
which promotes the Constitution as a divinely-inspired document.
"A new law in Utah makes it illegal
for a person to publicly touch their own genitals. In other words, Utah is never
getting a major league baseball team." –Conan O'Brien
John Edwards Update
Federal prosecutors have completed a wide-ranging investigation into John Edwards' political dealings and could indict the two-time presidential candidate within days, a person familiar with the matter said Wednesday.
"At first I felt bad for the people
that sold everything they owned ahead of the apocalypse. But then I realized
they're idiots. If the world did end, what would you do with the money you got?"
Palin's Pugnacious Propaganda Pronto Premiere
A $1 million feature-length documentary about Sarah Palin is set to premiere in Iowa next month, a signal that the former Alaska governor is perhaps more serious about a potential 2012 presidential run than Republicans thought,,,.the two-hour film, called "The Undefeated," was produced after Palin and her staff approached conservative filmmaker Stephen Bannon ..
"There are rumors Arnold
Schwarzenegger may have had a second child with another woman. I can't believe
Arnold would cheat on his mistress like that." –Jimmy Fallon
Letterman's Top 10 list of "Chapter Titles in Dick Cheney's Memoir"
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In this Saturday, May 21, 2011 photo, New Zealand truck driver Steven McCormack gets treatment at Whakatane Hospital after an accident with an air hose in Whakatane, New Zealand. McCormack said he blew up like a balloon when he fell onto the fitting of a compressed air hose that pierced his buttock and forced air into his body at 100 pounds a square inch. Photo/ Whakatane Beacon, Samantha Motion
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