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Wednesday edition - June 1, 2011
"The
Supreme Court has upheld Arizona's law which penalizes employers for hiring
workers who are in the country illegally. And in a related story, in Phoenix a
head of lettuce now costs 137 dollars." –Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam
To Aid Or To Trade?
The U.S. should hold back much of its $7.5 billion aid package to Pakistan until it reforms dysfunctional policies related to energy, taxes and other areas, according to a new report that criticizes the American aid program's focus in a country beset by corruption, poverty and militancy.
"Dick Cheney has a new book coming
out August 30. It doesn't have a title yet, Might I suggest a few. 'How to Shoot
Friends and Influence People,' 'A Dick for All Seasons,' 'Torture in the
Rye'..." –Craig Ferguson
Republican Shenanigans
Rush Limbaugh wonders if "riots" are part of Obama's economic 'Grand Plan'
Thanks to Rick for the graphic
Let Them Be Fat!
House Republicans are pushing back against Obama administration efforts to promote healthier lunches, saying the Agriculture Department should rewrite rules it issued in January meant to make school meals healthier. They say the new rules are too costly.
"There are rumors that Sarah Palin
will run for president. It's a big decision. On one hand, running for president
is a long and grueling process that goes on for months and years. But she could
just quit halfway through, right?" –Jimmy Kimmel
What Does A Twittered Weiner Feel Like?
New York Congressman Anthony Weiner
testily fended off questions Tuesday about the lewd photo sent from his Twitter
account
and has hired a lawyer to help him figure out how to respond.
Rock-The-Voter News
"President Obama was in Ireland last
week. While he was there, his Secret Service codename was, "the black guy that's
in Ireland.'" –Conan O'Brien
Business News Creepy, Creepier and Creepiest of Catholics
The latest sex-abuse case to rock the Catholic Church
is unfolding in the archdiocese of an influential Italian Cardinal who has been
working with Pope Benedict XVI on reforms to respond to prior scandals of
pedophile priests.
"You know what Arnold Schwarzenegger
calls a quickie? A Minute Maid." –Jay Leno Only $2120 To Reach The Goal! So close yet so far away.
Thank you Dick and Phyllis, Lowell, and Ellie!
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Odd News
Mysteriously crooked trees in a forest in Gryfino, Poland. The reason for the curve is still unknown .Photo: Flickr/Tapenade
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