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Monday edition - May 16, 2011
All of Newt's floppy appendages are of suspect reptilian descent. Just ask his ex-wives.
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Osama The Bent Rapier The arrest in New York of one of France’s leading global figures and a possible next president, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, on charges of attempted rape produced an earthquake of shock, outrage, disbelief and embarrassment throughout France on Sunday.
President Obama was just ranked 108th in a new list from Golf Digest of the top 150 golfers in the political world. But I hear he’s improving. Last week in Pakistan, he shot two holes in one. -Jimmy Fallon
Republican Shenanigans
Ron Paul
is going to announce that he is running for president. He wants to legalize
prostitution and heroin. His campaign slogan is, “Let’s just see what would
happen.” - Conan
Under The Microscope Jenny Sanford’s narrative as a political wife may be extreme—she left her husband, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford, after an affair—but her day-to-day experiences were common. She tells Lois Romano what presidential candidates’ wives can expect on the 2012 campaign trail: “It’s relentless.”
Rock-The-Voter News
Lights Out
A belief that heaven or an
afterlife awaits us is a "fairy story" for people afraid of death, Stephen
Hawking has said.
"Have
you seen these Republican presidential candidates? The only one that hasn't had
three wives is Mitt Romney — and he's the Mormon!" –Jay Leno Business News Put On Your Seatbelts, It's Going To Be A Bumpy Ride
Economists are
dialing back their expectations for U.S. economic growth this year.
An Illinois state senator wants to take away the state tax deduction from parents with an obese child. I’ve heard of getting behind on your taxes, but never getting taxed on your behind. - Jay Leno
Only $2530 to Meet the Fundraising Goal! Now That's Optimism!
Thank you Clay and John! Offline Donation - Lisa Casey - PO Box 88 - Ashford, AL 36312
Email me lisa@allhatnocattle.net
Odd News
In this picture taken Friday May 7, 2011, a man wearing his extra long pointy boots stands next to women at a nightclub in Matehuala, Mexico. The flashy pointy boot-craze has swept through the Mexican town of Matehuala, spread to nearby cities and is being taken by migrants across the border into the United States. Dancing with this guy must be quite a challenge, don't you think? Photo/Dario Lopez-Mills
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