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Monday edition - August 8, 2011
The trouble is that the people
of Wall Street that created this whole mess are sitting by their pools, sipping
their martinis, chuckling. Not only could they keep their ill gotten loot,
they're not even paying taxes on it.
"Happy
birthday to President Obama, who turned 50 years old. Whether you like him or
not, it's a tremendous success story. This guy was born in a hut in Kenya and
grew up to be president of the United States." –David Letterman The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Osama
"Obama
got some lovely presents. China gave him an extension on his rent." –David
Letterman
America Is Addicted! Who Knew?
China, the largest foreign holder of U.S. debt, demanded Saturday that America tighten its belt and confront its "addiction to debts" in the wake of Standard & Poor's decision to downgrade the U.S. credit rating.
Republican Shenanigans
"Fox
News will host the next Republican primary debate on Aug. 11 in Iowa. Yeah, Fox
News will ask some tough questions, like 'How much better are you than Obama,'
'Why is Obama such a bad president,' and 'Man, can you believe we elected that
guy?" –Jimmy Fallon
FOX NEWS HEADLINE: 'Obama's Hip-Hop BBQ Didn't Create Jobs'
"I was
watching Fox News today. I lost a bet." –David Letterman
Wasilla Gossip
Mercede Johnston, the
younger sister of Levi Johnston, unloaded on the Palin family -- saying Sarah
Palin would have a "mental breakdown" if she were elected president ... and that
Bristol Palin "prayed to God" Levi was not her baby daddy. Rock-The-Voter News
"The producers of 'Dancing with the Stars' haven't told Anthony Weiner whether they're going to have him on the show. And he's a guy you don't want to leave dangling." –Jay Leno
Bush Legacy: No Child Left Behind
State and local
education officials have been begging the federal government for relief from
student testing mandates in the federal No Child Left Behind law, but school
starts soon and Congress still hasn't answered the call.
"It's
President Obama's birthday. I can't believe it's been 50 years since his mother
forged his birth certificate." –Jimmy Kimmel
Business News Subject: Mermaid?
Lisa,
A man in a canoe paddles
around a sculpture of a mermaid at the 'Alster'
Now, Here's a mermaid!
Thanks for All Hat and No
Cattle.
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Lisa,
A mermaid with knees? I wonder what the sculpture looks like under water? Geoff
Of course, what mermaid has knees? Thanks for the laughs.
If you do, please send support....good vibes are always appreciated in lieu of money.
Offline Donation - Lisa Casey - PO Box 88 - Ashford, AL 36312
Email me lisa@allhatnocattle.net
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Odd News
US swimmer Diana Nyad puts cream on at Ernest Hemingway Nautical Club, in Havana on August 7, 2011, before swimming from Havana to Florida in a three-day non-stop journey. PHOTO/ADALBERTO ROQUE
Peaceful water wishes for Diana Nyad. |
