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Friday edition - July 1, 2011
"Sarah Palin says she should be ready to make a decision on running for president by December 2012." –Jimmy Kimmel
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Osama Happy Fourth of July
"Michele
Bachmann is kind of like Sarah Palin but without the charisma — or marksmanship.
You know, maybe we should stop telling kids that anyone can grow up to be
president of the United States." –Jimmy Kimmel
Republican Shenanigans
Newt
Gingrich is entering the hotdog-eating contest at Coney Island. He hopes to win
because he needs the money to pay his Tiffany’s bill. - David Letterman
Glenn Beck: This Show Has Become A Movement (a Bowel Movement)
Glenn Beck
began his final show on Fox News where he'll be for the foreseeable future:
outside the building, and not on TV. Rock-The-Voter News
Apparently, a pipe with marijuana in it was found buried in Shakespeare’s
garden. That’s amazing. Shakespeare had a garden? If Shakespeare knew this was
going on, he’d be rolling in his grave — rolling a huge joint. - Craig
Ferguson Stephen Colbert's PAc Will Go Where No PACs Have Gone Before
The Federal
Election Commission says comedian Stephen Colbert
can use his TV show's resources to boost his political action committee. But
he must publicly disclose some major expenses as in-kind contributions from the
show's corporate owners.
Business News
Chris
Hansen, the host of “To Catch a Predator,” was caught cheating on his wife with
a woman 20 years younger than him. Hansen knew something was up when he walked
into his kitchen and he was already there waiting for himself.- Conan
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Odd News
This image provided by NASA Wednesday June 29, 2011 shows the galaxy best known as Messier 78, the two round greenish nebulae are actually cavities carved out of the surrounding dark dust clouds. The extended dust is mostly dark, even to Spitzer's view, but the edges show up in mid-wavelength infrared light as glowing, red frames surrounding the bright interiors. The image from NASA's Spitzer Space Telescope exposes the depths of this dusty nebula with its infrared vision, showing stellar infants that are lost behind dark clouds when viewed in visible light. A string of baby stars that have yet to burn their way through their natal shells can be seen as red pinpoints on the outside of the nebula. Photo/NASA
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