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Friday edition - June 10, 2011
Thank you for your patience. I was down and out yesterday but now, I'm baaaack! Hope you enjoy today's edition.
"Lawmakers here in New York have proposed a new program to teach teenagers about the dangers of sexting. Seriously? How about a program to teach New York lawmakers about the dangers of sexting?" –Jimmy Fallon
"Comedy people sit around for years hoping for a scandal called 'Weinergate.' And then it happens." –Conan O'Brien
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Osama
Newt Gingrich's campaign manager and numerous other key aides have resigned together, a strong blow to his hopes for the Republican presidential nomination.
"Pawlenty,
Romney or Gingrich. Barack Obama looks at these guys and wishes he hadn’t spent
the money on the new birth certificate." –David Letterman
"A new
study found that being bored can be good for your brain. Which explains that new
campaign slogan, 'Mitt Romney: I'm Good For Your Brain.'" –Jimmy Fallon
Featherweight Round: Palin versus Bachmann
A
little more than a year ago, Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin stood happily
together on a stage in Minneapolis exhorting their Tea Party followers and
trading "you betchas.''
Congressman Weiner has admitted that he did carry on explicit online
relationships with six different women. Well, he thought they were women. Turns
out three were woman, one was a guy pretending to be a woman, and the other two
were congressmen. - Jay Leno Republican Shenanigans
"Donald
Trump and Sarah Palin met and had pizza together in New York City last week.
There was one embarrassing moment — when the waitress asked Donald if he wanted
extra topping and he said, 'No, my hair is fine.'" –Jay Leno
"Democrats in Congress have been distancing themselves from the Anthony Weiner
scandal. Just to be safe, everyone is staying a good 6 to 8 inches away at all
times." –Jimmy Fallon
Rock-The-Voter News
Congressman Weiner reportedly called Bill Clinton to apologize for his behavior. After Bill suggested that Weiner also call Hillary, Weiner said, 'Don't worry, I sent her a text.'" –Conan O'Brien
The Rich Keep Getting Richer. Hey, What About The Rest Of Us!
Millionaires can breathe a bit easier. While President Barack Obama says he
wants to let income tax cuts that benefit only the wealthiest Americans expire
in 2013,
several states are rolling back tax increases for top earners.
"President Obama's top economic adviser, a man named Austan Goolsbee, is
stepping down: He will be replaced by something a little more effective…the
magic 8-ball." –Jay Leno Business News
"What?!
The congressman had a sex scandal and had to apologize to Bill Clinton? For
what?! Copyright infringement? A patent violation?" –Jon Stewart on Anthony
Weiner calling to apologize to Bill Clinton, who officiated at his wedding
"A woman
in Florida called 911 after she found a bear swimming in her backyard pool.
That's right, there was a bear in the water. Or as Sarah Palin calls that,
'soup.'" –Jimmy Fallon
Only $1975 to reach the goal
Thank you so much, Rick and Jim!
Offline Donation - Lisa Casey - PO Box 88 - Ashford, AL 36312
Email me lisa@allhatnocattle.net
Odd News
This handout image provided by NASA shows the coronal mass ejection, viewed by the Solar Dynamics Observatory on June 7, 2011. A medium-sized solar flare has erupted from the sun in an impressive display captured by NASA cameras. Scientists say that the event won't have a significant impact on Earth. NASA says the flare peaked Tuesday and created a large cloud that appeared to cover almost half the surface of the sun. Images were recorded by the orbiting satellite called the Solar Dynamics Observatory. Photo/NASA/SDO
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