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Tuesday edition - July 12, 2011
Murdoch's' News of the World quickly shuts down, is Fox News next? Be still my heart.
"In
Arizona they had a dust storm that was two miles high and 15 miles wide. It
looked like something out of a movie. Visibility in Arizona they said was so bad
that police were hassling white people." –Bill Maher
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Osama Beck Is Afraid Of Liberals, Moves To Mess With Texas
Conservative talk show titan and erstwhile Fox News anchor Glenn Beck has hinted about a relocation out of the New York City area, where he claims to recently have been the victim of a brutal public heckling by liberal elites.Beck confirmed on his daily radio program Monday that he, his family and part of his media empire are moving to Texas...
DSK Accuser's Hotel Job Application Makes Some Doubt Post Story
"I was sure that the Republican plan to fix the economy by defaulting on the national debt would work, but apparently it didn't. The unemployment rate is now at 9.2%, which is scary because experts say 9.5 is the point at which people are desperate enough to consider Michele Bachmann." –Bill Maher
Republican Shenanigans
Lights Out
The William Wallaces of the Republican Party are defending our freedom again, this time our freedom to buy inefficient light bulbs. The GOP-controlled House is about to pass a bill to repeal the lighting efficiency standards that Congress passed and President Bush signed in 2007, standards that the lighting industry actually supported.
"If you
can look at a crime where everything points to one answer and not see it, you're
a dumbass. And if you can look at the deficit and not see that the problem is
that the rich stopped paying taxes, you're a Republican." –Bill Maher Rock-The-Voter News
"New Rule: If your dad was on OJ's legal dream team, you can't Tweet your disappointment over the Casey Anthony verdict. It's like Tricia Nixon bitching about presidential corruption. And remember, your father started a proud Kardashian tradition: getting black men off." –Bill Maher
Bachamania
With a
penchant for tough talk and polarizing positions, Republican presidential
contender Michele Bachmann is a magnet for controversy — and there's a trail of
police reports to prove it.
Business News
Sharks
are not only nature’s perfect killing machines, they’re also calculating
fame-seekers. They’re like Kardashians, but smarter. - Craig Ferguson
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