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TGIFday edition - August 5, 2011
"A man
jumped the White House fence, but after a brief chase, the Secret Service was
able to talk President Obama into coming back and finishing his term."
–Conan O'Brien
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Osama
"It's interesting to see the Tea Party go from a small group of people that everyone thinks is crazy to a large group of people that everyone thinks is crazy." –Jimmy Kimmel
Budget Cuts Hurts Veterans
From the helicopters they fly to the base housing where their children sleep at night, U.S troops and their families are directly affected by the prospect of deep cuts in the Pentagon's budget, which surely will shrink over the coming decade as the military closes out two wars, trims its ranks and possibly chops some budget-busting weapons systems.
Republican Shenanigans
"Just 10
days until the big Iowa Republican presidential straw poll. How many think Mitt
Romney will win the straw poll? How many think Michele Bachmann will win? How
many would rather vote for the straw?" –Jay Leno Show Them The Money: Fox Did
Two Fox News Channel analysts said Thursday they were joking when they spoke on the air about going easy on fellow Fox employee Sarah Palin.
Rock-The-Voter News
"I see Congress more as a bunch of monkeys. High-fiving each other in celebration, having forgotten that mere moments ago they were throwing their own feces." --Daily Show correspondent Jason Jones
"President Obama signed the new debt bill into law. But it doesn't really solve
the problem. Economists say in 10 years, the deficit will be $27 trillion. But
you know what? In 10 years, that'll be President Bieber's problem." –Jay
Leno
Nader To Find Obama Opponent
Ralph Nader,
the consumer advocate and perennial third-party presidential candidate,
announced last month that he would work to find a Democrat to challenge
President Barack Obama in 2012.
Business News
Lisa
Dennis
Thank you, Dennis and please thank your friend, very much.
"I don't believe in birth control. If you want to control your fertility, do it the way God intended: with a cold, loveless marriage." –Stephen Colbert
WOW...Thank you Marjorie!!!!
I love cold hard cash at AHNC.
Offline Donation - Lisa Casey - PO Box 88 - Ashford, AL 36312
Email me lisa@allhatnocattle.net
Odd News
A man in a canoe paddles around a sculpture of a mermaid at the 'Alster' lake in Hamburg August 3, 2011. The four-meter-high sculpture made by Oliver Voss will be in place until August 12. Photo/Morris Mac Matzen
Peace.
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