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Wednesday edition - August 3, 2011
Mark Halperin thought the seven second delay was on and went on to call Obama a Dick. Why and who did he want to impress with that intended remark for America not to hear?
Welcome back, Mark Halperin from All Hat No Cattle, and next time, to avoid worrying about any seven second delay mixup, just call Obama President PooPoo Head, which would be reflective of your journalistic skills.
We
finally have a debt deal. See what happens when the two parties put aside their
principles and do what is best for them personally?
Jon Stewart Uses the T Word and the F Word, Too!
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Osama
Mitt Likes To Say Tar Baby Too!
Massachusetts Governor
Mitt Romney is taking flak this week for
his use
of the term "tar baby" while addressing a group of Iowa Republicans on July
29 in a reference to Boston's troubled Big Dig highway project. Was he offensive
in doing so? The head of the NAACP, Bruce Gordon, believes the governor "made a
bad choice" in using such a term, the civil-rights leader told the Boston
Herald. But Romney has his defenders as well, among them a minister in the
Nation of Islam. Romney's spokesman apologized on his behalf, saying the
governor simply meant to refer to "a sticky situation."
You
can't accuse the Democrats of being afraid of their own shadow because at this
point they don't cast one. - Will Durst
Obama Campaign Blames Lack Of Fundraising Because He Had To Work
President Barack Obama's campaign expects to raise tens of millions of dollars less this summer than it did in the spring because negotiations over the nation's debt limit forced Obama to cancel several fundraisers.
Republican Shenanigans
McDonald’s is planning to open a restaurant every day in China for the next four years. It’s nice — When kids get their Happy Meal toy, they’re like, “Cool! I made this.”- Jimmy Fallon
Well, They Own Us, So Why Not Hack Us?
Security experts have
discovered the biggest series of cyber attacks to date, involving the
infiltration of the networks of 72 organizations including the United Nations,
governments and companies around the world.
Rock-The-Voter News
The unemployment rate in Mexico is so low that illegal immigrants are sneaking back into Mexico. Obama has solved the illegal immigration problem. - Jay Leno
Business News
Oprah Winfrey announced plans to return to television with a new show. That’s how bad things are in this country — even Oprah has run out of money. - Conan
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Odd News
Caribbean Airlines jet is seen broken at Cheddi Jagan International airport outside Georgetown July 30, 2011. A packed Caribbean Airlines jet carrying 163 people crashed and broke in two Saturday as it landed in Guyana at night, injuring several passengers but killing no one. The Boeing 737-800 overshot the runway and burst through a perimeter fence after arriving at Georgetown's Cheddi Jagan airport just past midnight from New York. The front of the plane snapped off and it stopped meters from a deep jungle ravine. Photo/Neil Marks
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