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Wednesday edition - August 3, 2011




Congressman calls Obama a "tar baby"

In the heat of the political debate over the debt ceiling last week, Rep. Doug Lamborn (R-CO) may have crossed the line when he said that being associated with President Obama would be similar to touching a “tar baby”.


MSNBC reinstates analyst after his remark on Obama

MSNBC is reinstating political analyst Mark Halperin this week, a month after he was suspended..Halperin had referred to Obama as "a dick" on "Morning Joe" on June 30 during a discussion about the president's news conference the day before.
He had prefaced his remark by asking, "Are we on the seven-second delay?" But a producer pushed a wrong button and Halperin's statement wasn't edited out of the live transmission.

Why "Tar Baby" Is Such a Sticky Phrase

Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney is taking flak this week for his use of the term "tar baby" while addressing a group of Iowa Republicans on July 29 in a reference to Boston's troubled Big Dig highway project. Was he offensive in doing so? The head of the NAACP, Bruce Gordon, believes the governor "made a bad choice" in using such a term


Mark Halperin thought the seven second delay was on and went on to call Obama a Dick. Why and who did he want to impress with that intended remark for America not to hear?


Welcome back, Mark Halperin from All Hat No Cattle, and next time, to avoid worrying about any seven second delay mixup,  just call Obama President PooPoo Head, which would be reflective of your journalistic skills.



We finally have a debt deal. See what happens when the two parties put aside their principles and do what is best for them personally?
It’s what they call a “two-step” deal. It steps on the middle class and the lower class. -
Jay Leno



Jon Stewart Uses the T Word and the F Word, Too!


As the Democrats cave and the Tea Party rages on, neither side is happy with the budget deal -- a deal that rendered Jon Stewart incredulous.

Stewart thought he remembered that President Barack Obama assured everyone no budget would pass without revenue increases -- meaning tax cuts...Stewart dubbed the compromise a "turd."


Mitt Likes To Say Tar Baby Too!



Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney is taking flak this week for his use of the term "tar baby" while addressing a group of Iowa Republicans on July 29 in a reference to Boston's troubled Big Dig highway project. Was he offensive in doing so? The head of the NAACP, Bruce Gordon, believes the governor "made a bad choice" in using such a term, the civil-rights leader told the Boston Herald. But Romney has his defenders as well, among them a minister in the Nation of Islam. Romney's spokesman apologized on his behalf, saying the governor simply meant to refer to "a sticky situation."



You can't accuse the Democrats of being afraid of their own shadow because at this point they don't cast one. - Will Durst





Obama Campaign Blames Lack Of Fundraising Because He Had To Work



President Barack Obama's campaign expects to raise tens of millions of dollars less this summer than it did in the spring because negotiations over the nation's debt limit forced Obama to cancel several fundraisers.


Republican Shenanigans




McDonald’s is planning to open a restaurant every day in China for the next four years. It’s nice — When kids get their Happy Meal toy, they’re like, “Cool! I made this.”- Jimmy Fallon



Well, They Own Us, So Why Not Hack Us?


Security experts have discovered the biggest series of cyber attacks to date, involving the infiltration of the networks of 72 organizations including the United Nations, governments and companies around the world.

Security company McAfee, which uncovered the intrusions, said it believed there was one "state actor" behind the attacks but declined to name it, though one security expert who has been briefed on the hacking said the evidence points to China.








Rock-The-Voter News




The unemployment rate in Mexico is so low that illegal immigrants are sneaking back into Mexico. Obama has solved the illegal immigration problem.

- Jay Leno


Business News


Oprah Winfrey announced plans to return to television with a new show. That’s how bad things are in this country — even Oprah has run out of money.

- Conan





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Caribbean Airlines jet is seen broken at Cheddi Jagan International airport outside Georgetown July 30, 2011. A packed Caribbean Airlines jet carrying 163 people crashed and broke in two Saturday as it landed in Guyana at night, injuring several passengers but killing no one. The Boeing 737-800 overshot the runway and burst through a perimeter fence after arriving at Georgetown's Cheddi Jagan airport just past midnight from New York. The front of the plane snapped off and it stopped meters from a deep jungle ravine. Photo/Neil Marks




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