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TGIF/Weekend edition - May 11-13, 2007



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Iraqi Bill on Troop Pullout Discussed
Washington Post, DC - 5-11-07
 A majority of Iraqi lawmakers endorsed a draft bill calling for a timetable for the withdrawal of foreign troops and ...

Wars depleting National Guard gear, states say
Baltimore Sun, MD -5-11-07
With repeated deployments to Iraq and Afghanistan leaving state National Guards without nearly half of their required equipment..


US commander in northern Iraq says he doesn't have enough troops
Houston Chronicle, TX - 5-11-07
The US commander in northern Iraq said today that he doesn't have enough troops for the mission in increasingly violent ...


"President Bush's approval rating has dropped to an all-time low of 28%. Here's my question: Is 28% still technically an approval rating?" --Jay Leno



The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


There He Goes Again


"We will succeed in Iraq," President Bush said last night at a fundraising gala for the Republican Party.

The Republican National Committee succeeded in raising $10.5 million at the presidential gala, a $1,500-per-person evening at a "heavy appetizer buffet'' with a shimmering neon lava-lamp décor in the airplane hangar-like hall of the DC Armory.



"How much are you folks paying for gas? Get ready. ... It could be $4 a gallon this summer. It's all part of President Bush's 'No Oil Company Left Behind' program." --David Letterman





Disturbing News




Generalissimo Gonzales


"His first speech to us was a 'you work for the White House' speech," McKay recalled. " 'I work for the White House, you work for the White House.' "

McKay said he thought at the time, "He couldn't have meant that speech," given the traditional independence of U.S. Attorneys. "It turns out he did."

He looked around the meeting room and caught the eyes of his colleagues, who gave him looks of surprise at Gonzales' remarks. "We were stunned at what he was saying."



“What Do You Know, Mr. Gonzales? - Crooks and Liars video


Republican Shenanigans



Buzzflash's GOP Hypocrite of the Week




"President Bush, we need an end to this war. Your credibility is in tatters. Your vice president has gone overseas to make a mockery of this idea that Iraq is a sovereign government by dictating when it takes its vacation." - Katrina Vanden Heuvel


IMUS Replacement Countdown


NBC and CBS' WFAN radio are looking at NBC News White House correspondent David Gregory as their next Don Imus.
Sources said NBC is considering Gregory as a permanent replacement for Imus on MSNBC and that the network is in talks with WFAN on a deal to simulcast the show.




Rock-The-Voter News

Ann Coulter Cleared of Voter Fraud With FBI Help


Ann Coulter has been cleared of allegations that she falsified her Florida voter registration and voted illegally -- after a high-level FBI agent made unsolicited phone calls to the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office to vouch for the conservative pundit... Lambiet wrote that when the FBI heard about the calls, it immediately launched an internal review of Supervisory Special Agent Jim Fitzgerald's involvement...."This doesn't bode well in terms of the public's impression that celebrities receive preferential treatment," said Palm Beach County Supervisor of Elections Arthur Anderson. "I'm curious about how anyone can justify the FBI's intrusion."




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Conan O’Brien: “In Iran, President Ahmadinejad is apparently so unpopular that the parliament has voted to take away his powers and shorten his term. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, when he heard this, President Bush said, ‘That lucky bastard. Sounds good to me.’”


Jeb Bush Cashes In Big Time for Part Time Work



Shareholders officially elected former Gov. Jeb Bush to the board of Tenet Healthcare on Thursday -- a part-time job that will bring him over $450,000 in the next year.


Biz-Tech News



There He Goes Again


The leaders of the Nine-Eleven commission say a White House privacy board is shirking its responsibility by refusing to look into allegations of mistreatment of prisoners at Guantanamo Bay.



Bush-Prison-Torture News



"Vice President Cheney made a surprise visit to Iraq today. Great. The one place we need him firing off his gun, he doesn't bring it." --Jay Leno


Go-F***-Yourself News


Did you know the Mormons believe Jesus was in Central America after he was resurrected?




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Odd News



In this photo released by The Arena Football League Communications, a pink-accented football is displayed Thursday, May 10, 2007, in New York. The football league will be using the commemorative football all Mother's Day weekend in honor of all mothers. Photo/AFL Communications


Have a peaceful Mother's Day, all you Mothers!











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