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Thursday edition - April 27, 2006
Now FEMA is going to be reorganized for the second time under Bush? Maybe he should ask someone with experience, and call Bill Clinton and ask how he had a successful FEMA to save time? Gee, hurricane season is about five weeks away.
"Josh Bolten has put together a
five-point recovery plan to help push President Bush up in the opinion polls.
How about a five-point plan to get out of Iraq, wouldn't that push up the
Blast kills 3 Italian soldiers, 1 Romanian in Iraq
The Iraqi Oil Pipeline Fiasco
Russia positions itself between Iran and the West San Jose Mercury News
The Bush credo: "We broke it, we keep breakin' it, and there's no need to fix it." -- Grant Gerver
No Invitation or Rose Petals for Rice and Rumsfeld
Iraqi officials said they, too, were surprised
by the unannounced arrival of Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, and some said they feared it could
disrupt negotiations to form a new government, and erode its legitimacy.
The Fox Republican News Network and the GOP have now formally merged.-- Zing!
New Orleans - The Struggle Continues
A New Orleans Black activist who prefers
anonymity put it this way: “People say that you’re an Uncle Tom if you support
Mitch [Landrieu] for mayor. Another brother answers, ‘but you’ve already got an
Uncle Tom in office.’”
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Soaring oil and gas prices are God's way of punishing Republicans.-- Grant Gerver
FEMA Report Recommends Dismantling Bush Administration
The Federal Emergency Management Agency has released a report
suggesting the current Executive Branch of government be completely scrapped.
Women Shun Santorum
Sen. Rick Santorum (R-Pa) stunned new
shade of lipstick turns women off.
Facing a stiff reelection challenge, Sen. Rick
Santorum (R., Pa.) reached out yesterday to a vital constituency: female
"Republicans in Congress are demanding that President Bush investigate whether oil companies are now gouging consumers on these gas prices. That's a good idea, Republicans asking Republicans to investigate other Republicans. And you know who they're going to blame? The Democrats." --Jay Leno
Republican Sodomy Okey Dokey - Democrat Misdemeanor goes to the Pokey
"In a speech this week, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said America needs to work together to conserve oil. Then Arnold lit a cigar and drove over the crowd in his hummer." --Conan O'Brien
"The big rumor in Washington is that President Bush is about to hire Tony Snow of Fox News to be his new press secretary. His job will be to defend everything the president does, so it's basically a lateral move." --Jay Leno
"There was a sign at the station near by my house that said, 'We take Visa, MasterCard, Discover Card, and American Express.' After I filled up they took my Visa, MasterCard, my Discover Card, and my American Express."--Jay Leno
Actually some good news... Britney Spears' baby took his first steps today. The bad news is, he walked to the liquor store and bought cigarettes. -- Jay Leno
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Egyptian Peace Boat: A boat motors near the Red Sea resort of Dahab, Egypt, yesterday, condemning Monday's terrorist attacks. (Photo by Anja Niedringhaus)
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