TGIF/Weekend edition - April 21-23, 2006
Welcome to the land of free speech, President Hu.
A Chinese cameraman (R) attempts to muffle a protester as she screams slogans during remarks by Chinese President Hu Jintao at a welcoming hosted by U.S. President George W. Bush on the South Lawn of the White House April 20, 2006. The protester was later taken away by uniformed secret service during the event. Photo/Jason Reed
A Secret Service officer covers the mouth of Wenyi Wang, 47, as she is escorted from the camera stand after she disrupted the speech of Chinese President Hu Jintao. Photo/Charles Dharapak)
"Chinese President Hu Jintao will also be visiting the White House. China's president meets America's president. President Hu meets President Huh." --Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Secret Service Slip Up or Orders from Bush?
But as protocol breaches go,
it's hard to top the heckling of a foreign leader at the White House.
Explaining the incident -- the first disruption at the executive mansion
in recent memory -- White House and Secret Service officials said she was
"a legitimate journalist" and that there was nothing suspicious in her
background. In other words: Who knew?
"During a Pentagon briefing, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld said we're making progress and we're very close to capturing some high ranking officials. Unfortunately they are all retired U.S. generals." --Jay Leno
Disturbing News
"President Bush creating thousands of new jobs. The bad news, they're all in the White House. As you know, staff members have been leaving the White House in droves. Today, press secretary Scott McClellan stepped down. He said he wanted to spend more time lying to his family." -- Jay Leno
Republican Shenanigans
Play Stupid When Caught
Nobody expects to get
a letter from a member of Congress that ends with an expletive.
" The Bush administration says they want to declare all golf course water hazards as protected wetlands. It's part of their plan to save restricted country clubs." --David Letterman
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Rock-The-Voter News AP
His Last Name Says It All
On April 17, nationally syndicated
radio host Michael Savage called for "kill[ing] 100 million" Muslims and
referred to the woman who alleged she was raped by members of Duke University's
lacrosse team as a "drunken slut stripping whore."
Good News
“While in the United States, the President of China plans to make the rounds of Wal-Mart stores doing inventory.”-- Jay Leno
What Will Valerie Plame Wear?
Will Valerie Plame be the talk of this year's White House Correspondents Dinner? E&P has confirmed that she is slated to attend this year's gala, along with her husband Joseph Wilson and several other notable non-journalist guests, such as Alex Trebek and Ben Rothlisberger, according to organizers
Biz-Tech News
"During a Pentagon briefing, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld said we're making progress and we're very close to capturing some high ranking officials. Unfortunately they are all retired U.S. generals." --Jay Leno
Military Politics
Military historian Richard Kohn
described in the Naval War College Review the treatment of President Bill
Clinton:
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"In true McClellan style, he then neither confirmed nor denied reports of a White House leak that instructed him not to let the door hit him in the ass on the way out.--Jon Stewart on the resignation of White House Press Aide, Scott McCellan
Go-F*ck-Yourself News
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.-- Steven Wright
Odd News
This image released by NASA Wednesday April 19, 2006 shows a visualization of what Einstein envisioned. Researchers crunched Einstein's theory of general relativity on the Columbia supercomputer at the NASA Ames Research Center to create a three-dimensional simulation of merging black holes. This was the largest astrophysical calculation ever performed on a NASA supercomputer. The simulation provides the foundation to explore the universe in an entirely new way, through the detection of gravitational waves. ( Photo/NASA) Peace.
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