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This page is a compilation of newsworthy events and  US Census facts from this region 

with a few of our cartoons to make the revelations digestible. .

December 14, 2004 last updated     News gathering from northwest Florida

Former Fla. Senate president released from jail
Sun-Sentinel.com, FL - 11-14-04
PENSACOLA -- Former Florida Senate President WD Childers was released from jail Tuesday after serving the final 11 days of his sentence for breaking Florida's ...
 

Official's Body Found Under House
Tampa Tribune, FL - Dec 11, 2004
PENSACOLA - The body of former Escambia County Commissioner Willie Junior, missing since Nov. 9, a day before he was supposed to ...

Florida anti-abortion activist gets 18 years for molesting teen
By Associated Press
Thursday, May 13, 2004

MILTON, Fla. - An activist with ties to anti-abortion violence again insisted he was innocent of molesting a

15-year-old girl as a judge sentenced him Wednesday to more than 18 years in state prison...

Officials in Pensacola resisted effort to clean radioactive water
Fort Lauderdale Sun Sentinel, FL - Sep 8, 2003

About 10,000 people served by the Escambia County Utilities Authority in Pensacola and Gulf Breeze drank radioactive water more than twice the federal standard ...

Radioactive water flowed to thousands of homes

Scott Streater@PensacolaNewsJournal.com 9-7-03

Thousands of people in Pensacola and Gulf Breeze drank water contaminated with high levels of radioactive material for more than four years...

Latest News stories on our cowboy politicians

Prison term will punish Childers and deter others from temptation ...
Pensacola News Journal, FL - 5-18-03
... But the balance is much harder to find when the defendant is WD Childers, who did
so many good things, yet dragged Escambia County into a ditch from which it's ...

Ex-Fla. Senate President Is Sentenced
Guardian, UK - May 16, 2003
... A jury last month convicted WD Childers, once one of Florida's most powerful
politicians, of bribery and unlawful compensation for an official act. ...

Pot full of money dooms politician
Miami Herald, FL - May 16, 2003
CRESTVIEW - Oh, that it should come to this: that WD Childers, one-time king of the
Florida Senate, master purveyor of legislative pork, a rich and feared man ...
       Childers' Rise, Fall Has Been a Wild Ride - Lakeland Ledger
       Childers gets 3 1/2 years in prison for bribery - Pensacola News Journal
       Former lawmaker sentenced to prison - Orlando Sentinel

Bass avoids jail time
Pensacola News Journal, FL - May 12, 2003
Mike Bass listens to his sentence of paying court, investigation and prosecution ... the
Escambia County Courthouse Complex and its purchase of the old Pensacola ...
 

Sentencings set for Bass, Childers
Pensacola News Journal, FL - Apr 16, 2003
WD Childers and Mike Bass, whose lengthy political careers were darkened
by violations of the Sunshine Law, will be sentenced May 12. ...

News Journal columnist
Pensacola News Journal, FL - 4-13-03
WD Childers never would make it as a news reporter. He would rather talk
than listen, although one learns more by listening than by talking. ...
       Childers couldn't get the six votes he needed most in his career - Pensacola News Journal
       Childers still could go to jail - Pensacola News Journal
       Colleagues are quiet, glad ordeal is over - Pensacola News Journal

Crestview ready for Childers trial today
Pensacola News Journal, FL - 3-31-03
WD Childers returns to his native Okaloosa County today for jury selection
in his corruption trial. Circuit Judge Jere Tolton moved ...

Panhandle bribery case against Childers rests on shaky witness
Birmingham News, AL - 3-30-03
By BILL KACZOR. PENSACOLA, Fla. (AP) -- The bribery and money laundering case against
suspended Escambia County Commissioner WD Childers, once one of Florida's ...

Eglin test a direct hit
Pensacola News Journal, FL - 3-12-03
... Force's 21000-pound bomb massive ordnance air blast, or MOAB ... The boom and shock wave
from the 1 pm test ... around here before," said James Jenkins, 25, of Pensacola ...
       Test of 'mother of all bombs' at air base is called a success - Newark Star Ledger
       US Tests 'Mother of All Bombs' in Florida - Reuters
       THE MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS - The Mirror
 

Results disputed in Florida school voucher plan
Boston.com, MA - 04 Mar 2003
... Judith Ladner attributed the closing in part to politics ... Last spring, 10 more Florida
schools landed on the voucher list, including another one in the Pensacola ...
 

Junior released from area hospital
Pensacola News Journal, FL - 13 Feb 2003
... Complex. Ousted Commissioner WD Childers is accused of delivering Junior
some $90000 in exchange for his vote in favor of the complex. ...

Florida Panhandle Facts:     Pensacola News Journal

• The Pensacola Bay Area releases 41 million pounds of toxic chemicals into the environment yearly, more than all the industries of New Jersey 

• 1970 - Pensacola workers made fifty cents more per hour than the average Florida worker

• 2001 - Pensacola workers make one dollar less than the average Florida worker

First Congressional District of Florida - U.S. Congressman Jeff Miller  biography on his congressional website

Counties represented by Rep. Jeff Miller

1. Escambia County - Principal City is Pensacola - People below poverty rate is 15.4%

2. Santa Rosa County - Principal Cities are Gulf Breeze, Pace and  Milton - People below poverty rate is 9.8%

3. Okaloosa County - Principal Cities are Ft. Walton Beach and Crestview - People below poverty rate is 8.8%

4. Walton County -  Principal City is DeFuniak Springs- People below poverty rate is 14.4%

5. Holmes County - Principal Cities are Bonifay and Chipley - People below poverty rate is 19.1%

6. Washington County - Principal City is Vernon -People below poverty rate is 19.2%

7. Bay County - Principal City is Panama City -People below poverty rate is 13%

All Links are from the U.S. Census Bureau

Wynn Haven Beach resident Margie McKay was one of those who spoke against the training, specifically the amphibious landings. "It's noise and it's scary and I have a pacemaker already," McKay said. "I don't need any more stress. It's not that we're not patriotic people. We are."
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November 2002

Attention: Before reading the opinion piece below you may want to ask young children to leave the room. It's mean.

This commentary was written by a Republican ex- U.S. Congressman that had a dead female aide turn up in his Florida Panhandle office. Read all about it

Commentary:

In this election, the D stands for Dumb-ocrat
Joe Scarborough
News Journal correspondent
...Foreign policy fumbling aside, the Paul-Wellstone-Is-Dead pep rally put on by the Democrats last week was beyond tasteless. In the end, the prize most coveted by Democrats was not Paul Wellstone's Senate seat.

It was Jeb Bush's political head.

Read the entire Pensacola News Journal commentary

Joe Scarborough had a dead female aide turn up in his office in Florida at the same time the media was covering Condit 24/7.  The "liberal media" virtually ignored the story.  Which seemed a little odd since no dead body was involved in the Gary Condit media coverage unlike the dead 28 year old female aide  found in Scarborough's Florida office. Just more proof that Democratic politicians are treated differently then their Republican counterpart.

All Hat No Cattle has created an extensive biography on Scarborough for your preview.

Joe Scarborough's Biography from 2001 to present

Another Conservative republican from the panhandle.  And a good friend of Jeb Bush.

 Jerry Melvin Florida Representative Website

Jerry Melvin backed the portion of this bill that included allowing Florida high school students to have guns locked in their cars while at school.

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