In a business size envelope (with no return address, of course) enclose one of those tiny bars of wrapped soap you get at motels (used or unused) or a soap discount coupon from the Sunday paper.

Dick Cheney

The White House

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW

Washington, DC 20050

or send this link

 http://www.allhatnocattle.net/cheney%20soap.htm

Bring honor and dignity back to the White House with a bar of soap

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