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Bush Joins Meeting of Faith-Based Groups
Washington Post 6-2-04
The cover of the
glossy, full-color booklet being distributed during a conference at the
Washington Hilton yesterday showed a flaming shrub and proclaimed: "Not
everyone has a burning bush to tell them their life's calling."
The
Old Testament imagery suggested a religious tract, but this was a government
brochure.
The
guide, published by the Department of Labor, tells congregations….
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Preaching to the Choir, Bush Encourages Religious Gathering
New
York Times, NY
… Mr. Bush had signed
an executive order on Tuesday morning creating religion-based offices in the
Department of Veterans Affairs, the Department of Commerce and the Small
Business Administration… |
Experts See Possible
Conflicts for Ryder
Guardian, UK 6-2-04
WASHINGTON (AP) - The Army general who reported last fall there was no
mistreatment at Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq also commands the criminal
investigators now pursuing the abuse cases... |
I'm not sure if Bush is drunk
on alcohol or power--maybe both-- that might explain the burning bush brochure
distributed by the Department of Labor. This is getting creepy. I'm going to
start wearing garlic around my neck.
"President Bush has been
campaigning around the country and today the crowd got so pumped up they started
chanting, 'Four more wars, four more wars.'" —Craig Kilborn
www.buckfush.com
“On
behalf of my stellar cast — GW, Dick, Rummy, Condi and Wolfie — we thank this
incredible coalition of the willing for bringing ’Fahrenheit 9/11’ to the
people.” -Michael Moore getting ready to visually stick it to
compassionate conservatives
Fahrenheit
9 / 11 ’ finds domestic distributor
San Mateo Daily Journal, CA
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam-News
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Bush Lowers Hope for New Iraq Troops
AP -
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U.S.: Suspect Sought to Blow Up Buildings
AP
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Bush lauds change, keeps distance
Newsday, NY
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Militants Fire at Americans in Riyadh, No Casualties
Reuters
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US critic named Iraq president
Arizona Republic, AZ
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Turkish, Egyptian Man Kidnapped in Iraq
AP
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Iraqi Translators Face Death to Work for U.S.
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Four Killed, 20 Wounded in Baghdad Car Blast-Police - (Reuters)
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Militants Fire at Americans in Riyadh, No Casualties - (Reuters)
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U.S. Troops, Iraqi Militia Clash Again Near Najaf - (Reuters)
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UN Members Want More Specifics in Iraq Resolution - (Reuters)
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New Iraq President Says Was Pressured to Step Aside - (Reuters)
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Iraqi Fury Makes Way for New President, Government
Reuters -
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Costs for Iraq War Eat Into US Deficits
Guardian, UK
Senator
sacked me over tales of congress
What do you do after your online sex blog hits the headlines and loses you
your job? Jessica Cutler reveals all
Guardian - Wednesday June
2, 2004
Imagine dropping your diary on the street somewhere, and the next day, it's
world news. That's what happened to me several days ago. Except, I posted my
diary on a blog - the
Washingtonienne - so my friends could read it for fun. As a young single
woman, the diary was mostly about my sex life. I could not believe anybody
besides them would want to read such a thing. But thirteen days later, it was
all over Capitol Hill…click
here for entire story
The
Most Important Thing I Learned in School This Year
http://www.counterpunch.org/wilson05202004.html
By BILLY WILSON
The following is an essay written by a High School sophomore in Freyburg, Maine,
as the essay part of the final exam in his English class. His teacher sent it to
CounterPunch as an example of the uprightness of modern youth.
The
most important lesson I learned this year in school is to pay attention in class
and not to doodle while the teacher is talking. The worst thing you can do is
draw a picture that shows President Bush's head on a pole with blood gushing out
of his bulging eyesballs. If you do something like this, it means you're
probably going to blow up the Oklahoma Book Depsitory, or fly remote conrtrol
planes into the White House, like the CIA did on 9/11. Even if you're only 15
like me, you can hijack a bus (like Sandra Bullock did in that cool movie,
Speed), and drive it into the Bush ranch at Waco, and burn all the children to
death.
I learned that drawing pictures of the President with his arms growing out of
his head is no laughing matter. It's bad to make the President look stupider
than he already is. You can't draw him writing memos on wide-ruled paper with a
crayon, or dressed up like a cowboy and playing with toy pistols in the Awful
Office. That type of humor isn't funny. You can't make him look like Alfred E.
Newman from Mad Magazine, with blood gushing out of his ears.
It is OK to draw a picture of Saddam Hussein on all fours, with Condolisa Rice
in a furry African bikini and rings around her neck, holding the evildooer on a
leash, and Donald Rumsfeld whacking him on the behind and making him bark like a
dog, because that's just a frat prank (like the sexy girl soldier Lindy English
did at that prison in IsraelI mean Iraq). But the President is God, which is why
his picture is on the dollar bill, and why you can't make him look like an
elephant like those soldiers did. You know. Kneeling with his feet up in the air
and one finger in his nose and the other in his anus. That's really bad.
You can't draw the president's face on a stick, even if you make it look like a
lollypop or a Bubblehead doll. You are a bad person if you do that and if you do
that, the Secret Police will come to your house at midnight and make you stand
on a box with a shopping bag over your head and electrodes attached to your
generals. Then they'll bulldoze your house into dust! (Which is way cool to see
them do that on TV.)
If you make fun of the president that means you hate him and are a enemy
combatant. The president has so much to worry about, like his physical fitness
and if he takes his sedatives on time, he doesn't need some wise-ass kid
sneaking into the Lincoln bedroom at night and fucking
his wife (you shouldn't say fuck),
or his really cute daughters, who drink a lot and fall down at parties and are
pretty easy. The president was bad too, like his daughters, before he learned
that Jesus wanted him to kill all the Arabs. The president is truly blessed, so
you can't tell your freinds you made a videotape of him masturbating and sent it
to Seymour Hersh. You can't do that, because one of your friends may be an
informer for Homeland Security and then they'll chop your fucking
head off!
What I learned this year is that the President is not someone to mock. Even if
he is an idiot and a war criminal who deserves to be hanged, and even if no one
in the media has the balls to say so. (You shouldn't say balls either.)
Billy Wilson
Billy
Wilson
can be reached through his teacher at:
redspruce@comcast.net
Republican Shenanigans
Disturbing News
roflol*
Crawford mayor is Kerry
supporter
Macon
Telegraph, GA - 6-1-04
BY
GROMER JEFFERS JR. (KRT) - Crawford may be the heart of Bush country, but the
town's mayor says John Kerry is the best choice for president. ...
Missing Propane Trucks Spur Alert
CBS News -6-2-04
(CBS/AP) Two
propane-delivery trucks were stolen from a gas company over the holiday weekend,
raising fears of what could happen if terrorists got hold of the ..
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Jenna Jogging for Jesus
U.S. President George
Bush's daughter Jenna jogs on a pilgrimage to the Holy City of Santiago de
Compostela near Melide, northwestern Spain, Tuesday June 1, 2004. Jenna and her
friends started the estimated 180 kilometer, 112 mile, pilgrimage last Saturday
and are expected to arrive in Santiago in two days after completing 30
kilometers, 19 miles, a day.
Jenna hits
the pilgrimage trail in Spain
Hello Travel Magazine
Inquiring minds want to know, has Jenna been born again?
George W Bush Biography
http://www.famoustexans.com/georgewbush.htm
The Bushes need pruning.
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"The
Catholic church has been through so much recently," Gina Morgan said. "I am glad
I don't have to make that decision."
Reaction of Chicago cathedral parishioner to archbishop's enforced order to
refuse communion to gay-identified worshippers.
Ain't it reassuring to belong to a group that does your thinking for you?
BOB SCHWARTZ
Maybe this is the reason why our
founding fathers believed in separation of church and state.
I bet they never envisioned
pedophile priests in that equation.
"President
Bush is leaving Washington for a long vacation. I'm sorry that's November's
joke." —Craig Kilborn
"I'm
honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by
Saddam Hussein."
-- President Bush, meeting Iraqi amputees at the White House on May 25.
Making Hay Out of Straw Men
By Dana Milbank - Washington Post
Nursery Crimes
A Dinar, a
Dollar,
a 'C' minus scholar,
What makes you
so blind and dumb?
You watch them die
and turn your back;
flip-flop 'til your
mind is all numb.
John Grant - Japan
Biz/Tech
News
GAO:
Pentagon Gulf War Illness Data Wrong
Tallahassee Democrat, FL - 6-2-04
...
The Defense Department refused to accept a GAO recommendation to stop using the
computer modeling data for studies on Gulf War illness. ...
"President
Bush announced that the Abu Ghraib prison will be closed. Another place Bush put
out of business." —Jay Leno
10 Questions for Rush Limbaugh
Time -6-2-04
TIME's Richard
Zoglin was last week's caller.
...WHAT KIND
OF SEASON IS DONOVAN MCNABB GONNA HAVE?
Let me just share with you what I read in a newspaper when the Eagles signed
[receiver] Terrell Owens. They said now McNabb has no excuse. What happened
after [my comments], I inoculated McNabb from any criticism the rest of the year
because nobody, of course, could dare run the risk of agreeing with Rush
Limbaugh. So whenever McNabb threw an interception, it was a receiver's fault or
an offensive lineman's fault. He was incapable of making a mistake. He owes
me a lot...
Is arrogance a symptom of
OxyContin abuse?
Odd News
Good News
WASHINGTON (IWR
News Parody) - President Bush in a rare Rose Garden news
conference said that the new interim Iraq leaders appointed today were "technically
not puppets", but really more like those "friendly Muppets guys".
"I
mean you just wanna grab a hold of one of those pudgy little suckers and give
him big hug and then a kiss on his bald greasy head.
In
that way, they're a lot like Cheney. He's like a wind up automaton of the gas
and oil industry. You know, like that little monkey that plays the cymbals that
I have on my desk in the Oval Office.
Shoot. I've even heard that some folks have called me Karl Rove's puppet, but
that kind of talk don't bother me none, then again, I don't read newspapers
cause my doctor said it gives me hypertension, whatever the heck that is," said
Mr. Bush.
www.internetweekly.org
Lava from
the Kilauea Volcano in Hawaii Volcanoes National Park enters the Pacific Ocean
at dawn
Tuesday, June 1, 2004, in Volcano, Hawaii, as a photographer
retreats. (HO)
Peace.
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*roflol
means rolling on floor laughing out loud
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