Rumor control? Have I been transported to the Twilight Zone? "Prosecutors are having a difficult time building a case against Saddam Hussein. I'll tell you something, the guy is smart. See, when he tortured people, he didn't take snapshots." —David Letterman
“The documents, read to The Times by two sources critical of how the government handled the Lindh case, show that after an Army intelligence officer began to question Lindh, a Navy admiral told the intelligence officer that "the secretary of Defense's counsel has authorized him to 'take the gloves off' and ask whatever he wanted." Richard A. Serrano Times Staff Writer The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam-News
"People are saying, `Look, we are spending a lot of money in incarceration. Maybe now we need to get more creative and bring humiliation into the punishment process," said Mark Osler, a criminal law professor at the Baylor Law School in Waco.
Bob Witkowski is back from Yurop! 6/9/04 - Day 4 of the Media Slobberfest And Reagan's still dead. I feel sad for Nancy. Look, it's got to be wrenching to lose your mate of 52 years. She's old and frail...but when it comes to Stem-cell research, she's pretty feisty. That's good. There's nothing like a convert. She had to watch her husband wither and die from a dreaded disease where he kept retreating into some far away land. For him, that was probably an oasis of some sort. But for her and the kids, it had to be horrific and awful….
First lady
doesn't back stem cell policy change “No one will remember that Afghan mujahideen - who later changed into al-Qaeda allies - were received in the White House and praised by Reagan in person. Nicaraguans don't have much to celebrate either: Reaganism led to more than 30,000 dead in Nicaragua, victims of the dreaded Contras. Nicaragua, according to Reagan, was about to invade Texas.” Pepe Escobar – St. Ronnie column
“A friend of mine, who is a Londoner but of Iraqi origin and who now works for an Arab television station, told me he had done an interview with Condoleezza Rice, President Bush's National Security Adviser. Apparently oblivious to his almost cockney accent, Ms Rice told my friend that he was probably used to the hot and sticky weather in Savannah given where he was from. He was too polite to say it never got quite that steamy in London's West End.” Rob Watson BBC How astute of our National Security advisor. I feel so warm and fuzzy knowing she is in charge of our security. Disturbing News
Reagan: The Great White Redeemer
Republican Shenanigans
“But as the start of the G8 summit approached, local businessmen in this upmarket, usually sleepy tourist town seemed dismayed. Despite the fact it
is still tourist season, shops and businesses which would normally be alive with
tourist trade were closed or almost deserted.”
By Jill McGivering It’s quite interesting that the city of Savannah doesn’t feel safe with Bush in town. I thought that only in Communist countries Union workers got fired......Wasn’t
it legal to have labor unions in the USA back in the 1980's?
Charlie Phillips
Primosten Croatia
All I have to say is--where was Lech Walensa when you needed him? Oh, he was busy building his solidarity movement and helping to bring down that Evil Empire. Thanks for writing Charlie. Good News
Biz/Tech News
Here is my latest photo work - a funny message to Bush-Cheney-Ashcroft..... http://www.geocities.com/jacksonthor/pictures.html Hahahaha...thanks for the laugh! Thanks for the Memories Ronnie! You responded in droves! Here are a few examples of your memories
CLick here for more Thank you all for your memories! "The problem of the Saudi regime is an extremely important problem that we should have paid more attention to -- rather than, for example, to Iraq." Richard Clarke said in Madrid, where he was promoting the Spanish version of his top-selling book Against All Enemies. Keep humor alive in 'Merica Please send a buck or two to: All Hat No Cattle, Inc. P.O. Box 5237 Navarre, FL 32566
or Click on the PayPal button below
Thank you all for your support. Odd News
"President Bush met with the Pope in Rome. Did you see the picture of the two of them? Man, that poor guy, he has a blank look on his face like he doesn't know where he is. Then, the Pope told him, just be quiet and relax." —David Letterman
A hot air balloon flys under a bridge during an international balloon cup in the Ukrainian city of Kamyanets-Podilsky, west of the capital Kiev, May 22, 2004. (HO) Peace. |
Advertise on All Hat No Cattle Please support our advertisers. They are just a click away
Please support our advertisers. They are just a click away
Cyphernaut - Learn a Foreign Language Resource Site
Latest news on the Moron-in-Chief
FAVORITE SURF SPOTS
First Read
NEWSPAPERS
SACRAMENTO BEE Media Critics Campaign Desk (Columbia Journalism Review) The Daily (Media) Howler MediaMatter
Government Sites
CONGRESS
WHITE HOUSE / EXECUTIVE
JUDICIARY
STATE / LOCAL
"Lisa, Congrats on your sweep! As George Bush might have said, 'Lucky me, I hit the trifecta.' Seriously, I'm glad to be able to salute you and all the great laughs you provide." - Daniel Kurtzman, About.com Guide to Political Humor.
|
|
|