Name That Toon
Sold! $300,000 for a night in the Lincoln bedroom!
3 pretzels over here!
Stealthy mis-leading in times of change!
"... and I promise you 4 more years of great Compassionate Conservative
Leadership - which means, screw you, Democrats!"
Bob/Ohio
That's "W" as in illegal War, global Warming, and economic Wasteland!
I just don't know how poor people think!
Oh well
Our THREE, THREE main weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost
fanatical dedication to the ... our FOUR!
This here is how many brain cells I gots that still works,yow. –Wayne
if only three people vote for me, I'll still win.
I'm twice the man John Kerry is
This is my IQ. Or how many blacks voted for me. Or how many people this economy
has helped. Or how many countries I will invade before I'm out. Or how many DUIs
I've had. Or how many white collar jobs I created. "W"orthless!
I've been in office this many years!
I really thought that Trifecta would get me elected this time!
Three words: Lies, money, and oil!!
Three years and over 15,000 dead; you can't say I'm not an action president!
Three things I promise to eliminate if I'm elected to a second term: Social
Security, free speech, and free elections!
War is good for my economy
I want to have two terms.
W stands for War
Three More Years!
Um ... Four More Years!
How many years have I screwed up the world?
This many.
I'll go to the four corners of the earth to secure world peace
"W" really means whining wuss.
I was this many when I decided to follow in my daddy's footsteps!
See, my hero is Winston Churchill. He used to give a sign something like this.
I still haven't got the hang of that "horned one" sign that Dick and Ari do so
well. This is the best I can do.
How many supreme court judges am I going to replace?
I'll give you two reasons to vote for me.
Four more wars!
Hi Mommy, this is the peace sign right?
FELLOW AMURICANS! READ THE BACK OF MY MIDDLE FINGER!
"You know, I was campaigning in Chicago and somebody asked me, is there ever any
time where the budget might have to go into deficit? I said only if we were at
war or had a national emergency or were in recession. Little did I realize we'd
get the trifecta. " Bush in his own words
God, Jesus and Bush - the holy trinity.
You fell for me once before, what's four more?
. . . and I can read at a third grade level, too. Just ask Rod Paige!
That's me!!!! I can make the letter "W" with three fingers!!
This is REALLY the number of my personal DUI arrests.
I used cocaine this many times.
Elect me and I'll screw up three times more than I did this term.
W is for War
W is for Whitey
W is for Wall Street
W is for Wimps
What Me Worry
Yes, W stands for Wanker!
The finger in the middle is for the American working class.
BUSH'S THREE FINGER VICTORY SIGN
"I've been in office this many years.."
I'm 2 times the president that Bill Clinton wuz? (not)
Katherine Harris...you're once, twice, three times my election Ladyy!
submitted by Dennis S.
'Cause I'm the 'WAR Presdent'!
"Iraq, the economy and Gay marriage, three strikes, but I am still here".
Whitesnake Rules Dudes!!
How many tax cuts will bankrupt the country??
God Bless starship Enterprise - oops!
First we had Afghanistan, then we had Iraq, an now we're going for Spain !
Jesus is Coming - look busy !
See I know the Peace Sign
Remember folks, it's the one in the middle that matters!!
This is how many C's I actually earned!
Three Things Folks
Keep On Shopping
Keep on Shopping
Keep on Shopping
I'll give two reasons why I should be re-elected.
I'd give the Texas Air Guard the finger, but I'm too drunk to know which one it
is.
Oooo, lookit! I can do 'W' with only three fingers!
Y'all c'mon in, the war's luvly !
1 + 1 = ?
It's November, and its time to go, thats how many votes we got !
Four more years! Vote for me, and we will win this war on tourism!
I DID THREE LINES OF COKE THIS MORNING AND I FEEL LIKE BOMBING SOMEONE!!!
YEEEEEHAAAAA!
Read between the lines ya God-hatin' librals!
"Iraq, the economy and Gay marriage, three strikes, but I am still here".
Three...no...um...I mean FOUR more years!
"W"inless in November!
Vote For Me, and It's WW III!
V for victory in Iwack!
"Let's make them two terms!"
("Let's make it two terms!" in idiotese.)
How many actual days did you serve in the National Guard, Mr. President?
KMcVey
I forget the exact finger signals for Bullshit
I hit the trifecta and all you got was this lousy economy !
Bush unveils his economic forecast for working Americans, "read between the
lines"
Live Long and Prosper.
I have this many twins.
See this Syria? This is your number!
I truly am a man of peace.
Elect me for WWIII
I will win a 3rd term.....
I offer peace, with an extra message, for my opponents.
("Unka Dick said I should flash the 'peace' sign, but how come everyone is
laughing?")
"Ah'm a WHORE president, see? That's what the 'W' stands fer!" Jeff
I'd like just ONE more beer, waitress
John V
Tulsa
It's fun to stay at the y. M. c. a.
I was a Boy Scout too!
give me three more years!
I've got four reasons why you should vote for me!
3 DUIs, I'm gowin fer broke!
Forget peace. It isn't profitable. This here is the symbol we warmongers can use
to greet each other. The fact that it says "W" is pure coincidence.
You see? I CAN count up to three!
I'll f*ck you over, not once, not twice but three times!
MY IQ IS 3
IF I WIN THIS TIME I'M TAKING 3 YEARS VACTION
3 STATES IS ALL I HAVE TO STEAL TO WIN THE RACE
KERRY DOES NOT HAVE THE BALLS TO WIN. I ON THE OTHER HAND HAVE 3 BALLS
3 MILLION DOLLARS IS MY KICKBACK FROM THE WAR
ELECT ME FOR 4 MORE YEARS
JUST 4 MORE WARS THEN I QUIT
Four more years!
We will always hold moremost these two things . . . .
Three, the number of George HW Bush's son's that have screwed this great land of
ours. Not to mention never serving in our countries military.
I'm number one!
V for Victory!
If I win the election I promise you World war ... all together now.. 3
The second reason you should vote for me........
Four more years! Yes, damnit, I said four...how many fingers do you think I'm
holding up?
I'm a war veteran. Look! I lost two fingers in the Texas national guard.
Ready for the next trifecta?
Comin' up soon!
3 more countries to go and then then oils all mine!!
I'm gonna be a two term president.
Count 'em--Two!
I heard "3 fingers and a smile means 'War'", and I'm a war president.
a little help, please... what comes next?
that's right, i said my third term!
west-siiiide!
PEACE
Guess where war #3 is going to be???
Daddy says I`m gonna be a three term president cause he`s got it all fixed all
ready ! And these people(mindless morons) like me no matter how much I screw the
US.
"I'm once,twice,three times a dumbass,,,,,but
you know that" sung to "One
Twice Three Times A Lady" by Lionel Richie
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASUP peoples......i george an
im here to rap so i can win this election and start the draft!
Easy as one two three.....A war hero thats me!
I cant read but i can count to 3!!!
Liberty, Justice & War for all!!!!
Father son & holy ghost.....all 3 told me i will win the election!
GEORGE WASTELAND BUSH FOR PRESIDENT
The Axis of Evil Rules!!!!!!
Bush Cheney Rumsfeld in 04
Knock 3 times, on my barndoor if need me!
Osama is behind.. door number1 2 or 3???
Honest officer, I only had 3!!!!!!!!
One for money two for the show,three to
get ready.......Alaska here we go!!!
Cause im once twice three times a loser!!!!
Samplegirl
do i hear three cents for america's future, do i hear three dollars for the
american government, now in bankruptcy, do i hear three piastas for my brain, do
i hear three voters for me who are not idiots.
George Bush's way of saying 4 more years :)
How many lies have I told today?
Vote for Gods and Guns!
You stupid factory monkeeys!
There are TWO reasons to vote for me!
Stevescarb
This is how many extra minutes I'll let the 9-11 commission ask me questions
for... I'm heading for another rodeo after that!
This is how many presidential elections me and Jeb are gonna steal until 2012,
when he runs for re-election!
I got three great friends on talks-show radio... Limbaugh, Hannity and
Savage-Weiner... How many do you Dem jackasses got?
"W" stands for WEALTHY... The only kind of people I'll keep giving tax cuts to!
'FOUR' MURE YEEARS OF MY BRILYANT LEEDRSHIPH!
Karl says the third war starts in October!
This is how many people will benefit from my NEXT tax cuts!!!
Mom always said I'd be Number One.
"Has JFK ever hit the lucky trifecta?
I don't think so!"
"I told you, I don't testify.
The 9/11 Commission gets 1 hour".
And Iran makes 3
Now you know why my nickname for Karl is tripod...Heh, heh.
"F*ck Peace"
"Darn it, how many times do I have to tell you-all, there's three syllables in
neu-cu-lear.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Middle and Lower class, laborers,
environmentalists,elderly and those of you on social security, and to our
friends abroad, Read between the lines!
Bush attempts to sell 2 digits on Ebay
But who's countin'
After I steal my second term as King of Merica, I'll work on #3
"Offisher, I swear I only had two drinks afore I drove that there vehicle."
take away two fingers and you know what i think about the american public.
we still have three goals we must complete: destroy the job base, destroy
medicare and destroy social security.
no matter what those commie libs tell you, i can count to 4!!!!!! See?
Yes, Lisa, you do look homely in that strapless gown.
Hello out there to all of you volcanians.
Vote me in for a second term!
Tom s.