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"Damn, I hope I have enough concealer to
cover up this latest black eye
Dubya gave me. He's sure been beatin' on me a lot lately."
The way those Cheap Conservatives are attacking me, I need more than
just a 'touch-up'.
I don't know if this will help.
I really hope I'm not too far gone.
I thought that this would be a quick $10 trick, but ole George has got
the stamina to just keep repeatedly screwing lady liberty.
A simple strand of pearls and my dear I'm Barbara Bush.
Where are the Queer Eye Guys when you need them.
Lady Liberty tidying up after being raped and sodomized by George Bush
and General Ashcroft.
Damn right wingers are giving me zits.
First to try new "moon dust" face powder!
The Patriot Act blemish, huh? Now you'll get yours, Bush.
It's that damn Bush pimple again.
Lady liberty tries to fix her wounds after being bitch slapped by the
BFEE.
Karl,
Laura has a problem with her campaign trail outfit.
I must get ready, I will be in W's photo-op soon.
MacandChas@sol.com
I need some more coppertone over here !
ha,ha he'll never know it's me.
Love, Osama
"Now that I'm no longer a symbol of Freedom and Liberty, I need to
squeeze in that makeover at Foley's."
Amanda
"Maybe mother was right, maybe I should have stayed in France where I'm
appreciated."
Katherine Harris prepares for Bush fund raiser.
If Dick Cheney EVER kisses me again, I SWEAR... I will open up SUCH a
can of whup-ass on him!
Terry C, NJ
If I could just get that blood and oil off my face . . .
I better fix-up a bit for those 10,000,000 new citizens
Liberty is my name,Mr Ashcroft.
Because of you,I have to wipe the egg off my face
Katherine Harris, the old gray mare, she ain't what she use to be.
After the World trade center i better do my own face lift
No More GOP inflicted blackeyes! Please, save me!
Don't cry for me America
"This war pox is ruining my skin!"
Time to start looking good for my return in 2005
Choreographed Patriotism!
Mad Cow Coverup!
Inclusion of Illusion!
Try as she might, Lady Liberty just couldn't cover over the blemish
that is the Guantanamo Bay detention center with right wing jingoism
cover-up cream. Eric M
Everytime "Dubya" flies by on his way to an aircraft carrier, Lady
Liberty must fix her face after kissing his ass.
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