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Why do I always get the defective hammer?
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Safety Eyeglasses - check
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Big metal rod - check
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Words to the bowl of Pretzels?
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Bring it on!
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Lets see; what did the UAW tell me to do with this?
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To hell with Diebold! I'll fix those voting machines!
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Now Watch How I Fix Things In Iraq
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I'd rather be golfing.
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Now alls I needs is a roll of duck tape and I'll be ready for when the sh*t
hits the fan in November.-Swami Damnam Bandanaman
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"Ah wonder if ah could fix the election with this here thing-a-ma-jig."
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hhhhhmmmmmmmmm...let me see...it's not a golf club...
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"Once you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way!
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From your first line of blow to your last dying day!"
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The chimp with a stick... god help us
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Bend over America!
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Am I holding this right?
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"We shoulda used this at Abu-Ghraib!"
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I'm the proctological president.
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Is it metal or medal?
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Watch me throw a
monkey wrench into your works...
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Sword of the
Lord.
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Bush returns to Abu Gharib Prison with cattle prod.
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Forget the Loyalty Oaths - New Campaign Rally Device
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Boy, they could have used this at ABU GRABASS, instead of low-tech broom
handles! Huh, Lynndie!
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No, I said monkey wrench, not "give the monkey a wrench!"
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Monkey, meet
wrench.
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Mmmm, another torture device!
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Oh Good, something else I can screw!!!
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What the h*** I'll just forge my own medals!
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Allhatandnocattle.com has another thing coming in november
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Maybe I can use this to tighten the bolt in Cheney'n neck
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This is the shaft that I'm going to give the American people.
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See, I told you that we would find proof of Saddam Hussien's WMD program.
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You're sure if I wear this getup I won't fall off any more bikes?
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George Bush: the monkey wrench of the American economy.
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I'm a really wratched President!
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That reminds me, I need to visit my proctologist
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"...and this is what they used to work on mu' teeth in 'Bama. I should've
gotten a purple heart for it."
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"and with the
passing of this wrench, I give the last blue collar job in Bushmerica to the
country of...."
