Name That Toon Entries

I knows how to finger things out...




I am a pit bull on the pant leg of opportunity.
 

"Can you believe it? The Iraq's actually want the United States to PAY for the
oil that we're stealing! After all we've done for them! Sheeesh!

All I ever needed was an ignorant America, heck ... I still have that!


Mama always said ' don't pick your nose Georgie, the back of your head will cave
in' ...what do you suppose mama meant by that?
-Gelisgesti


" I'm the one who copyrighted the word OIL. Fox News has got to stop using it."-loulum
 

"Show me the money"


"UNKA DICK TOLD ME HE WAS SETTIN' UP A TRIFECTA FOR ME, THEN I GOULD GET SADDAM
FOR DADDY AND GET ELECTED AT LEAST ONCE."


What does competent mean?


They have guns! Big guns! No really they do! We have to go get um!


Yes, I said "BRING EM' ON", and there's nothin you can do about it!!!



When I asked Prince Bandar what I should do about nosey Congressmen and Senators
who want to investigate Saudi Arabia's support of terrorism, he made this
jesture and winked at me. -Eric M.

I would have served in Vietnam, but my trigger finger just don't work right! -Eric M



I missed my calling---I should have been a preacher.-jandltom


I created the EPA, the Environmental Polluting Agency. I think it used to be
called the Environmental Protection Agency. Why would a country need one of
those?
-Powellmcco




My choppers? They're in the glass by the bathroom sink. Why do you ask? -Kris



UH...HUH HUH HUH...PULL MY FINGER....HUH HUH HUH HUH



Hurry!!!!! Pull my finger befer's i s' explodes



Really, I WAS in a war! See this is the way I shoot. Now bring 'em on! They
aren't coming are they Unka Dick?
-Doug R.



"Actually, I -- this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When
I'm talking about -- when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about
myself, all of us are talking about me."
--Hardball, MSNBC, May 31, 2000

(courtesy of: Dubya Says http://www.columbiacentral.com/dubya/ )

-Lynn McQ82






ME, go to Iraq and fight? I'll join the First Cav when they return home and I
can declare major combat over...again.





You tell Hillary Clinton to back off on that EPA thing,or she is going to take a
ride with Laura




Hey,

Maybe if I make my hand look like a gun and wave it at the TV cameras that
terrorist will take me serious.





I look like my daddy, huh.
-noti



How many more poor saps will I get killed by saying "We will not back down"? Hee
Hee.

Roy
Tyler, TX




I got my pistol right here... Come get me Saddam



Figure in the billions I cash in as ex-president and the average federal worker
is doing great without a raise.
-Joe


"Hey Guys...Come on....Pull my finger!"

-likea99



Coulter... Ann, honey, you need to get up now. Monica wants a turn!

-Tab J.

Close your eyes... put your hand through this curtain. You'll feel the Weapons
of Mass Destruction!

-Tab J.


Yes, I said "BRING EM' ON", and there's nothin you can do about it!!!