309 sympathy cards for 309 mothers for 309 soldiers
Oh! Wait, that would be a waste of money...
well- according to
www.worldvision.com.au , in 2000, more than $93
billion was spent at McDonalds and Burger King worldwide. Less than 1/6 of that
amount of money ($14.55 billion) could provide enough nutritious food to make
sure everyone in the world always had enough to eat....so even with inflation,
with 87 billion, think of what good that could do, not in Halliburton's
pockets....
Healthcare insurance for the 60million without it.
87,000 more tomahawk cruise-missiles. we're almost out you know.
A small Latin-American country, or do we own all of them already?
A decent education for all Americans and the next
generation to boot!
As bill gates' fortune gets nearer to 87 billion buckaroos it becomes clearer
that 87B may NOT buy a decent haircut. . . .
Payment on the hospital food bills for soldiers who are wounded in action:
would it be enough to buy a spaceship and fly bush+co up into a black hole ?
New school books and improved school buildings in every community in America.
Homeless shelters and programs to help them get back on their feet. Prescription
drugs for every senior citizen. Healthcare for every American. Basically, a lot
of compassion, which Bush is short on.
--Andrea :)
A new Toyota Prius hybrid car for every household in the US
A third world country...and it shall be called AMERICA !
Each person in America would get a check for $297.88 (based upon the Census
Bureau population clock stats)
A second ranch in Texas for the Bush family.
Silence from Aahnold's bimbos.
A Presidential pardon for Ken Lay, Bernie Ebbers, and Ralph Nacchio.
870,000,000,000 packages of Ramen noodles
One way tickets to Mars for every right winger in DC.
Enough Democrat votes to get Bushit out of office.
174 billion tacos at Jack in the Box...with 482,673,965,231 little hot sauce
thingies
A really big ranch in Texas.
Long-Distance phone calls for eternity, using one of those 10-10 numbers....
87 billion bucks will buy everyone who condones it, an all expences paid trip to
hell,
to visit the head of the republican party .
$87-B. The amount Haliburton will bill the US for "Services Rendered" in Iraq.
One snack portion sized bag of pretzels for every man women and child every day
on earth for the rest of this millineum.
Blind loyality to the crazed, frantic 9/11 mantra that serves as Presidential
reasoning.
A lifetime of Segway driving lessons for dopey,
The reward money required to capture Saddam and find those WDM's.
A copy of Bush's Showtime video sent to every man, women and child on the
planet.
A complete new wardrobe of grey suits for rumsfield.
A years supply of steroids and two face lifts for Arnold.
A brain transplant for every bushite neo-con.
At least 50-Billion Best of Billy Idol CD's
A reelection (or so Bush hopes!)
- Tab J.
A replacement pension plan for Enron employees - unless Ken Lay is first in
line...
Even though this is a "comic" web-site, I can tell you what 87 Billion can
supply--which is not a "comic" answer. How about at cost blood pressure medicine
for my aging mother who, just as during the Reagan Years and Bushie I years had
to decide if she wanted to eat or take her pills? How about making a small
portion of that 87 Billion to her so she can have some teeth? And me too--since
losing my job two years ago, I literally kissed good-bye any health and dental
plans. I'd like to ask any members of the Congress or Senate if they ever spent
sleepless nites thanks to unremitting toothaches? How distressed are they when
they try to find a doctor or dentist. Oh, yeah, right, they just voted
themselves a pay increase; they have lifetime health care. (Democrats and
Republicans). Must be nice.
All I know is, used to be, we could get by; (under that evildoer "Clinton")--guy
got himself a bj--(lets scarifice him for "our" god)--this simian a-hole screws
ALL of us out of EVERYTHING, and we kneel and bow to him, and tell him how great
he is.
Please, it makes me Puke.
Thanks for letting me blow off some steam; Love your site--visit almost
everyday. Keep up the good work. Just as a side note, Do you REALLY think the "Chimpmaster"
will allow "free elections"?. I think its the time "Amerika" will be waving its
flags and sites like this will be the new "underground". If I had any money, I'd
give you some. I don't, unfortunately, so all I can tell you, is,remember, the
french. True "Freedom Fries" for us all.
This is a free rant zone. We are at your service--we
feel your pain. We can't afford to give money either--but we can give you
this website.
the next election??!
At $2.1 billion per space shuttle, we can send the male bushes, also rummy,
rice, cheney, wolfowitz, perle, powell, limbaugh, hannity, scarborough, o'reilly,
hatch, blair, sharon, etc., etc., on a one-way trip back to their planet of the
apes, and still have plenty left over to actually do some good in this world! -
Elaine -
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