Hilarious Caption Submissions for this picture are listed below.

1. "What Do You Mean? I Can't Have Used Up All My Vacation Days!
2. " Hey, John Q. Public, I could really give a rat's ass what you think of me! 
3. IF YOU EVER! EVER! EVER!
4. uhhhh!!!
5. My God! They just told me I'm the f***ing president!
6. "DON'T YOU DARE ASK ME A QUESTION NOT ON THE LIST WE GAVE YOU"!!
7. Are you telling me thar are actually 50 states in the U-nited states?!! Wow!! Ihad no idea thar were so many
8. Ah, you mean I didn't win! GODDAMMIT MAN! I'M THE PRESIDENT!!!!!!
9. Whoa Nelly, you actually said the words "egalitarian" and "predisposition" in the same sentence!!
10. You ain't from West Texas are ya son?
11. I told you Lisa and Zelda are just a couple of DemonRat SLUTS! Get the donkey dung outta your ears, ASSho*e!
12. Do you see a Black mark on MY tongue? Who's lyin' now, goddammit!
13. Akk! (choke) Pretzel! Quick, gimmie a hymie manoover....
14. MY WIFE WEIGHS HOW MUCH?!
15. I want that oil!
16. Don't EVER question me! I'm the presidence.
17. I am SO the presy-dent of the Usited- the Unised -- the stateited -- you know that country, Amurrica
18. "So the Niger-Uranium documents were a fraud!?!?!"
19. You mean I am the EVIL twin!
20. "PICKELS" Is doing WHAT? to Bill Clinton?
21. "Help me you idiot. Can't you see I have a pretzel lodged in my throat."
22. Whaddyu mean...."Saddam wants another 50 million to tell me where the WMD's are?"
23. The truth? You can't handle the truth
24. NO TAX CREDITS FOR YOU!
25. I'm 99% better than Wellstone!
26. holy s**t...there are people out there that still think I ain't lyin'. I must be smarter than I thought
27. I told you to say you heard Saddam discussing buying plutonium from Niger via crossed cell phones.

      It may not be accurate, but neither is my winning the presidency.
28. "$3000 for a kilo?!? And no Jack Daniels left???? What is this world coming to?????"--Andrea :)
29. Of course i support you..you little fuck
30. kneel before me plaidboy
31. "The deficit is HOW MUCH!"
32. I'M REALLY THE PRESIDENT???!!! I thought I had just got hold of some really good drugs.
33. who? what? where? when? how? never mind......
34. i'm gonna bite you
35. oh my god! what happened to you ari?
36. you are dead little man
37. Holy Sh**!!!! You're not rich, what are you doing here?
38. So what you're saying is that EARTH IS NOT FLAT???
39. Damn! I KNEW I forgot to take those socks outta my jock!
40. Ya' mean to tell me that diamonds is worthless!
41. take off that walmart wardrobe and bend over
42. I said blow me, you simple minded average middle class dupe
43. I'm out of coke, so get me some now!!!
44. What do you mean there's no more liquor!?!
45. Tony Blair is Bi-sexual??
46. Who the hell leaked the 28 pages??
47. Damn Zipper!!
48. ARRRRRRRRRR f**king pretzel, I'll kill them all
49. OH MY GOD!!!!! You're wearing PLAID!!!
50. Too complex!!! Brain Overload!!!! Please press my flag button to reboot!
51. HOLY BATSH*T, COW MAN!!!!!!
52. You want a what? A f**king bj?
53. You worthless blight on society; get outta here if you didn't pay the $2000 for the rubber chicken. Unka Dick he didn't pay!!
54. Where are your hairs, Saddam?
55. KING SH*T OF TURD ALLEY
56. I am being impeached for what ???
57. Saddam?!! My god you've changed!
58. "You only gave me a check for $1,000 you penny pinching prick!
59. There isn't a tooth fairy?!?!?
60. Time to move on...of course Al Gore won the election.. but it's time to move on...
61. I said "TURN YOUR HEAD and COUGH"
62. Ye Ha, Get your hands out of my pants.
63. Read my lips, Ari, that tie doesn't go with that shirt...
64. Tell me again sir, how did a pretzel get up your rectum ?
65. The Cat in the Hat comes BACK????
66. "DON'T YOU DARE ASK ME A QUESTION NOT ON THE LIST WE GAVE YOU"!!
67. pull my finger!!!! hurry before i explode
68. Stop squeezing my balls!
69. Ahh am not a mass murdrerer!
70. General William Turnipseed...whoop, whoop, whoop!
71. (bald guy) You've been impeached! 
72. (bald guy) Daddy won't be able to get you out of trouble this time!
73. (bald guy) saddam says, like my disguise george? Now we play Scrabble.
74. Bush screaming, "I'm the only American whose opinion counts!"
75. "Laura's off the Paxil?!?"
76. "What do you mean cartoons are over now?" "I want Cartoon Network!!!!!!"
77. I am not only the president, but also a member of the hair club for men. 

78. I said... Viet Nam... hell no!

79. Heil Hitler!  -Casey Minton