Newtering Megalomania



Exclusive: Gingrich Lacks Moral Character to Be President, Ex-Wife Says

Bitter Marianne Gingrich Unloads, Claims Newt Wanted Open Marriage But Also Defends Congressional Ethics…

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“Newt Gingrich has released a new ad attacking Mitt Romney because he knows how to speak French. Well Mitt Romney is not the only one. Jon Huntsman speaks Chinese and Rick Perry speaks gibberish.” –Jay Leno

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Rick Santorum’s idea of progress is smelting a lighter alloy for the buckle on his hat. – Will Durst


Watch Where You Step

Nearly 1.3 million people are at risk from mines buried across Afghanistan during past conflicts that remain despite 20 years of international clearance efforts, UN officials said.

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Republican Shenanigans

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“The South Carolina GOP primary campaign is in full swing. Candidates are shaking hands, kissing babies and strategically ignoring Confederate flags.” –Stephen Colbert

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Jerry Springer Challenges FOXinista

Remember the old days when Jerry Springer was a trashy TV host and facilitated arguments between moms and step-daughters that inevitably turned to fist fights? Well on Wednesday, Springer got back in touch with  his controversial side and decided to challenge Fox’s slogan of “fair and balanced” while on the set of a Fox segment. And host Gretchen Carlson wasn’t having any of it.

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It makes sense that we have a dumb Miss America, right? We’re kind of dumb as a country. And we’re also overweight. So, if we really want a Miss America to represent us, she should be fat, too. – Jimmy Kimmel


Rock-The-Voter News

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Behind Closed Doors

House Republicans, struggling to articulate a unified message after a year of fights among themselves and with Democrats, hope to use their annual retreat to craft an agenda that resonates with voters in November’s elections.

That will be House Speaker John Boehner’s main mission when he and his fellow Republicans gather on Thursday in Baltimore for three days of brainstorming behind closed doors.

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During a charity auction over the weekend, Donald Trump bought $12,000 worth of Tim Tebow memorabilia. Or as it was known on Monday, “15 bucks worth of Tim Tebow memorabilia.”- Jimmy Fallon

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Caption Me!

What is the Donald saying?

Send in your caption to: lisa@allhatnocattle.net or put in the comment section below

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Biz-Tech News

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I’ve Tripped and Fallen Into a Life Boat and Can’t Get Up

The captain of the Italian cruise ship gave a slapstick explanation of how he ended up safely in a lifeboat instead of going down with his ship, saying he tripped and fell into the boat as it was being lowered into the sea, Italian media reported today.

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Is Any One Out There?

Last donation was on 1/16/12

Offline donation: Lisa Casey ~ POBox 88 ~ Ashford, Alabama 36312


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Odd News

This 2011 photo provided by the European Southern Observatory, shows the Milky Way above the La Silla Observatory in Chile. The more distant telescope in the photo was used to survey planets in our galaxy using a time consuming technique. The results indicate that on average there are 1.6 larger planets per star in our solar system, but that’s mostly looking at planets that are far from their star. Other methods look more on close-in planets and putting those techniques together, astronomers think that means stars in the Milky Way probably average well over two planets.  Photo/Zdenek Bardon/ProjectSoft, European Southern Observatory

Peace.


About LISA

Sculptor by heart, website humorist for financial existence.
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One Response to Newtering Megalomania

  1. Dephalcon says:

    The Donald is saying ” This toilet automatically flushes everytime I open my mouth! As president, I will put these on Air Force One.”

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