Give me your tired, your poor…except…

 

54 Alabama Counties Sued for Not Allowing Immigrants to Marry 

…The SPLC’s legal director, Mary Bauer, said many of the counties had policies barring issuance of marriage licenses to illegal immigrants before the new immigration law passed the Legislature.

The lawsuit was filed on behalf of U.S. citizen Linda Smith and an immigrant identified only as John Doe in the lawsuit.

The suit says the couple was unable to get a license in Montgomery County.

We’ve gone from a nation of immigrants to a nation of ignorants.


 ”Herman Cain is out there, he says a lot of provocative things. He said America should build its own Great Wall of China. Cain says it’s a great idea because if there’s one thing you don’t see in China, it’s Mexicans.” –Conan O’Brien 


 


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam


 


 One thing Mitt Romney has going for him is he’s assassination proof, never assuming a single position long enough to get a bead on him. – Will Durst


Republican Shenanigans

 


Shafting Those Who Want To Be Americans 

Neither Rick Perry nor Mitt Romney can claim conservative purity on illegal immigration — and now both must deal with it.

Illegal immigration has emerged as a defining issue with remarkable staying power in a GOP presidential race that was expected to be primarily focused on the nation’s struggling economy.


Rick Perry says “debates aren’t my strong suit.” Strong suit. Weak suit. Leisure suit. Birthday suit. Face it, debates aren’t your Bermuda shorts. – Will Durst


Rock-The-Voter News


 Herman Cain Backs Off Electrified Fence, Goes With 9-9-9 Plan for Immigration

By Don Davis


 Used Car Salesman aka Republican US Congressman

The Justice Department is investigating whether a three-term Florida congressman broke campaign finance laws.

Justice is looking into whether Rep. Vern Buchanan directed a former business partner at a Jacksonville auto dealership to reimburse employees for political contributions to his campaign.

 ”It was on this day in 1867 that the United States bought Alaska from the Russians. And about six months from now, we’ll probably be selling it to China.” –Craig Ferguson


Business News


 

Yum, Radiactive Seafood!

Greenpeace called on Tokyo to toughen radiation screening and food labelling rules on Thursday after it said low levels of radiation had been detected in seafood sold at Japanese stores.

The environmental pressure group said it tested 60 seafood samples bought at stores in eastern Japan operated by five major supermarket chains and found 34 of them with radioactive caesium-134 and caesium-137.


 ”Yesterday, President Obama’s teleprompter was stolen. Police are on the lookout for a thief that’s eloquent and spreading a message of hope.” –Conan O’Brien


 

 

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Odd News

 



 Next time you’re stuck in traffic, remember this photo.

World population to hit 7 billion this year, 10 billion by 2100

 Peace.

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