This is only a fireworks celebration for our hero’s welcome, the insurgency is in its death throws, the additional troops are only needed to pass out candy to happy children.
My hand are not up. The politically motivated defeatocrats embolden the enemy by saying my hands are up and all the insurgents have to do is wait us out if we set a timetable for me putting my hands up.
GOD DAMN IT GEORGE,
GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS
MESS YOU GOT ME INTO!
Jane said,
on April 9th, 2007 at 6:39 pm
STOP in the name of love, before you break my heart!
Sisyphus said,
on April 9th, 2007 at 6:49 pm
Go f*ck yourself. I had other priorities in the sixties except for the occasional heart attack. I think they’re in the last throes, if you will. Conservation may be a sign of personal virtue but I never felt better. I think we are in fact on our way to getting on top of a major league a**hole. Oh, yeah.
My belief is we, in fact, reconstituted nuclear weapons. Big time. Military service cultivated weapons of mass destruction and the means to deliver them. We know he’s been absolutely devoted to trying to acquire a sound, comprehensive energy policy. There are a lot of lessons we want to learn out of this process in terms of what works and we will, in fact, be greeted as liberators. My belief is we will, in fact, be a ruthless dictator, which is not a sufficient basis for the insurgency.
Hold on now, hold on… what we’re witnessing is the last throes of civilization here in Washington, D.C.
Lumpy said,
on April 9th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
Oh that?! It’s just another Halliburton gusher.
Lumpy said,
on April 9th, 2007 at 8:54 pm
Stay calm! We’ll handle this disaster just like Katrina.
Lumpy said,
on April 9th, 2007 at 8:56 pm
OK! OK! I admit it. My “undisclosed location” is Dubai.
Mike D. said,
on April 9th, 2007 at 10:21 pm
We are going to kill Iraqui’s until
they sign that dammed Oil Contract!!
F*&#@ You Nancy!!!
Mark L. Binder said,
on April 9th, 2007 at 10:55 pm
“Iran!” I meant to say “Iran!”
Ed Naha said,
on April 10th, 2007 at 12:12 am
Will someone get this tribbles off my chest?
Michael Barrick said,
on April 10th, 2007 at 12:30 am
In my mind my penis is this big!
Donna said,
on April 10th, 2007 at 12:57 am
No fair! The Democrats made all us war-lovers join the military!
Roger Anderson said,
on April 10th, 2007 at 2:35 am
and now if you will turn around, behind you we have a arranged a photo op of GIs handing out candy.
Lené Wangmo said,
on April 10th, 2007 at 4:40 am
Snortin’ that friggin’ black war smoke makes my friggin’ day. It’s an aphrodisiac I tell ya! It gives us warprofiteers the major stubby! One of the perks. One of the perks. MMMMmmmm.
Scott Lewis said,
on April 10th, 2007 at 5:44 am
Don’t worry, no white people were harmed in the explosion.
Photoshop is the only way you’ll ever see me in uniform or in a war zone!
Mark Eastom said,
on April 10th, 2007 at 8:29 pm
Calm down everyone! I know you came here to see some of my past dances. The Haliburton Shuffle, The Climate Change Twist, The Stay the Course Cha-cha, The Last Throes Tango, The No Civil War Waltz, or the I know Exactly where the WMD’s are Hidden Hula, however, today I’m going to excite you with my latest and greatest dance the Troop Surge Shimmy-n-Spin.
Now, sit back and prepare to be dazzled.
Bob said,
on April 10th, 2007 at 8:36 pm
Damn…I’ve got to stop eating those tree snails
SandraGee said,
on April 11th, 2007 at 1:51 am
“I’m already a five star general in hell!”
Calvados said,
on April 11th, 2007 at 5:40 am
Things are wonderful here, oops..eh..and getting better.
Ins Allah, or how we say?
Maurice B Thomas said,
on April 11th, 2007 at 6:18 am
Dammit, Somebody is gonna ESAD for this … Didn’t I tell you dorks to make sure I was back in the Green Zone before these geeks took a shot here? … Let’s go over it once again… I take a photo op, everything’s fine, OTHER GUYS DIE on the OTHER SIDE OF THE BASE, NOTHING HAPPENS CLOSE TO ME OR MY GUYS, GOT IT!
Newtler said,
on April 11th, 2007 at 8:35 am
Settle Down Folks! It’s Only Your First Born Male Child. A Small Price to Pay for a Tank of Gas!
Newtler said,
on April 11th, 2007 at 8:41 am
See Here, Jr. is not the only Draft Dodger that can play dress up. And announce Mission Accomplished!!!!
Mike Donelson said,
on April 11th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Just a small demonstration of what happens when I add iron to my diet. Dow Chemical is synthesizing it as an anti-personnel weapon. Is this really Khaddafi’s old uniform?
Joan said,
on April 12th, 2007 at 4:23 am
Dam, I asked for a full-length shot like Jr.s in his flight suit with my shorts stuffed so I’d look TOUGH & SEXY!!
on April 6th, 2007 at 7:09 pm
Pardon me, I have gas.
on April 6th, 2007 at 7:31 pm
Nothing to see here folks
The President is just blowing up frogs with firecrackers again.
on April 6th, 2007 at 7:47 pm
I am the great and powerful OZ!…Pay no attention to the explosion behind the curtain.
on April 6th, 2007 at 7:55 pm
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I’m delusional
and so am I.
on April 6th, 2007 at 8:25 pm
We had to destroy that oil well in order to save it!
on April 6th, 2007 at 8:27 pm
The uniform looks good, doesn’t it?
on April 6th, 2007 at 8:34 pm
It wasn’t me this time. I’m not armed!!!
on April 6th, 2007 at 8:46 pm
This is all Bill Clintons fault!
on April 6th, 2007 at 8:49 pm
Baghdad is peaceful. We have brought Peace and Freedom to the people of this great city!
on April 6th, 2007 at 8:50 pm
I know nothing, nothing!
on April 6th, 2007 at 8:52 pm
Hillary couldn’t even come close to doin’ something like this…
on April 6th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
“Belive me, folks, we’re winning the hearts and minds more every day”
on April 6th, 2007 at 9:07 pm
I just love the smell of burning Baghdad in the morning!
on April 6th, 2007 at 9:07 pm
Alley Cat says: Snarl-hiss-hiss
on April 6th, 2007 at 9:09 pm
Just a demonstration of Iraqi good will, folks.
See, this black cloud will form the words
“Thanks America!” in the sky…
any minute now…
on April 6th, 2007 at 9:28 pm
See, I told you we would be welcomed with love and flowers. They have even put on a fireworks show for us…
on April 6th, 2007 at 9:34 pm
Explosion? What explosion?
on April 6th, 2007 at 9:36 pm
Wait…I can’t be here! Just like in the 60’s…I’ve got other priorities.
on April 6th, 2007 at 9:45 pm
I’m having a problem with my sexual identity.
on April 6th, 2007 at 10:22 pm
Do I look like a surrender monkey to you?
on April 6th, 2007 at 10:24 pm
Bring it on!
on April 6th, 2007 at 10:26 pm
This is why the oil pipe lines are still unmetered.
on April 6th, 2007 at 10:28 pm
“What you are seeing behind me are the last throes of the deadender Sadamists, who were in contact with alchaida prior to 9/11.”
on April 6th, 2007 at 10:30 pm
Not to worry. This is not my undisclosed location!
on April 6th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
My deferments are gone. I am in my specially tailored new uniform.
on April 6th, 2007 at 10:32 pm
This is just a surge celebration.
on April 6th, 2007 at 10:33 pm
These clouds of liberation behind me prove that they want our liberty! They can have yours, and yours, and …
on April 6th, 2007 at 10:33 pm
That smoke back there? It’s not from an IED…we just forgot to flip the burgers!
on April 6th, 2007 at 10:33 pm
Blackwater and Halliburton personnel are on this! Not to worry.
on April 6th, 2007 at 10:34 pm
Are those furry things loaded?
on April 6th, 2007 at 10:36 pm
Don’t be alarmed, folks! I’m just blowing smoke out my ass!
on April 6th, 2007 at 10:37 pm
See I don’t need not stinking body armor!
on April 6th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
See I don’t need no stinking body armor!
on April 6th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
RELAX, GUYS……
THIS IS ONLY A “PHOTO SHOOT”!
on April 6th, 2007 at 10:39 pm
And my deodorant is still working!
on April 6th, 2007 at 10:41 pm
Stand back, everyone! These are my last throes, if you will.
on April 6th, 2007 at 10:42 pm
I can’t hear you!
on April 6th, 2007 at 10:56 pm
They’re still in their last throes!
on April 6th, 2007 at 11:09 pm
Geez-
McCain got around town OK.
The insurgency’s in it’s last throes.
on April 6th, 2007 at 11:22 pm
I agree with John McCain ! The streets of Baghdad are safer than they are at home !!!
on April 6th, 2007 at 11:22 pm
Any of you reporters want to go perp hunting with me?
on April 6th, 2007 at 11:39 pm
Count my fingers..That’s how many soldiers we just lost
on April 6th, 2007 at 11:42 pm
Sorry..that is the nicest thing I could say..100% disabled combat Maine Viet Nam 67″
on April 6th, 2007 at 11:53 pm
Where’s Curley?
on April 7th, 2007 at 12:10 am
There is nothing wrong in Iraq, the moon is made of green cheese, global warming is a myth, blah, blah…
on April 7th, 2007 at 12:12 am
I surrender! I surrender! Oh wait, are those just microphones?
on April 7th, 2007 at 12:17 am
That smoke? Uh, that’s just George attempting to barbecue Al Gore, yeah.
on April 7th, 2007 at 12:22 am
“All is well!”
on April 7th, 2007 at 12:23 am
Do you need more proof that Halliburton is a great investment?
on April 7th, 2007 at 12:32 am
I’ve had enough.
I’m movin’ to Dubai-
with Halliburton.
on April 7th, 2007 at 1:10 am
Yes,the insurgents are STILL in their last throes.
on April 7th, 2007 at 1:21 am
Hey, I got Whittington to apologize for getting shot by me. It won’t be too hard to get these guys to apologize for running over that roadside bomb.
on April 7th, 2007 at 1:57 am
Anybody here got the lastest on Paris Hilton or Britney Spears?
on April 7th, 2007 at 2:01 am
My name – Richard Cheney. My Rank – Vice President. My Serial Number ….
on April 7th, 2007 at 2:06 am
Not to worry – this may be friendly fire.
on April 7th, 2007 at 2:08 am
See what flawed thinking can do? Huh? Huh?
on April 7th, 2007 at 2:13 am
Watch me pull a victory out of my ass! See? Nothing up my sleeves, nothing in my head . . .
on April 7th, 2007 at 2:17 am
Hold it right there buckaroos! You can believe what I tell you, or go
*#)*($#* yourselves!
on April 7th, 2007 at 2:19 am
What do you mean I’m lying. Do I look like
I’m blowing smoke out of my ass??
on April 7th, 2007 at 2:19 am
What do you mean I’m lying. Do I look like
I’m blowing smoke out of my ass??
on April 7th, 2007 at 2:21 am
Thak God you’re here!
on April 7th, 2007 at 2:22 am
Thank God you’re here
on April 7th, 2007 at 2:39 am
The administration is in its last throes
on April 7th, 2007 at 2:47 am
When I said we’d be welcomed with open arms, you thought I was blowing smoke out of my ass.
on April 7th, 2007 at 4:34 am
The American soldiers will bleed in the streets of Baghdad.
on April 7th, 2007 at 5:44 am
“The dead-enders are in their last throes.”
on April 7th, 2007 at 10:38 am
We are winning the war on terror here in Iraq. If I’m lying, may there be a really big explosion right behind me . . .
on April 7th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
Calm down, Uncle Dick’s got everything under control…. Holy *%^@, I think I just pissed myself!
on April 7th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
something old
something new
something lied
nothing new
on April 7th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
My president does not lie we just make things up daily.besides that Rush Limbaugh told me its Bill Clinton Fault.
on April 7th, 2007 at 4:36 pm
Oh my god, my pacemaker!
on April 7th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
This is only a fireworks celebration for our hero’s welcome, the insurgency is in its death throws, the additional troops are only needed to pass out candy to happy children.
on April 7th, 2007 at 4:58 pm
My hand are not up. The politically motivated defeatocrats embolden the enemy by saying my hands are up and all the insurgents have to do is wait us out if we set a timetable for me putting my hands up.
on April 7th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
I’ve told this may lies today, but it’s still early.
on April 7th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Not to worry. That smoke just means the Iraqis have failed to elect a new pope.
on April 7th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
Peace…it’s a free country…if you don’t have it, you only have yourselves to blame…
on April 7th, 2007 at 6:46 pm
Hey John…Let’s go shopping.
on April 7th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
See Mr./Mrs America-No blood on my hands!
on April 7th, 2007 at 9:53 pm
No, I did not fart, must have been someone else.
on April 7th, 2007 at 11:40 pm
Help is on the way
on April 8th, 2007 at 2:11 am
Heeey…
I thought those were flowers…..?!
on April 8th, 2007 at 2:12 am
Now don’t get excited! Were here to help.
on April 8th, 2007 at 5:01 am
As you can clearly see, this safe zone like many others is more and more safe everyday.
Except for that.
on April 8th, 2007 at 5:31 am
I, the last survivor of the Bushco world domination christianist regime,surrender to the little brown muppets!
on April 8th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
I have never heard of Hallibuton.
on April 8th, 2007 at 8:17 pm
Come on Everybody! Let’s do the “Chicken Hawk” Dance!!
on April 8th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
We just took care of all the quail!!!!!!!!
on April 9th, 2007 at 12:53 am
Satan, help me – your plan isn’t working!
on April 9th, 2007 at 1:11 am
Nothin’ to see.
McCain is treating the Sunni to some genuine ‘Murkin BBQ.
on April 9th, 2007 at 2:26 am
so, was my previous comment too funny or something?
on April 9th, 2007 at 5:14 am
“It’s safe – that’s just smoke from a BBQ”
on April 9th, 2007 at 6:07 am
Damnit, I missed Pelosi’s bus…
on April 9th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
It’s improper for you to discuss my daughters sexuality. Behind me??..That’s not important, just stop talking about my daughter.
on April 9th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
I’ve told you a thousand times, the shotgun wasn’t the only thing that’s loaded…!
on April 9th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
Oooooh Yeah… Nothing sweeter than an Iraqi oil Taco to unplug the bowls.
on April 9th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
There are no Democrat infidels in Washington, Never!
on April 9th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
Stop! In the name of love…
on April 9th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
“Bulletproof nothing! Better yet, this glass is mediaproof!”
on April 9th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
GOD DAMN IT GEORGE,
GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS
MESS YOU GOT ME INTO!
on April 9th, 2007 at 6:39 pm
STOP in the name of love, before you break my heart!
on April 9th, 2007 at 6:49 pm
Go f*ck yourself. I had other priorities in the sixties except for the occasional heart attack. I think they’re in the last throes, if you will. Conservation may be a sign of personal virtue but I never felt better. I think we are in fact on our way to getting on top of a major league a**hole. Oh, yeah.
My belief is we, in fact, reconstituted nuclear weapons. Big time. Military service cultivated weapons of mass destruction and the means to deliver them. We know he’s been absolutely devoted to trying to acquire a sound, comprehensive energy policy. There are a lot of lessons we want to learn out of this process in terms of what works and we will, in fact, be greeted as liberators. My belief is we will, in fact, be a ruthless dictator, which is not a sufficient basis for the insurgency.
From the collection of quotes found here:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/stupidquotes/a/cheneyquotes.htm
on April 9th, 2007 at 8:10 pm
Hold on now, hold on… what we’re witnessing is the last throes of civilization here in Washington, D.C.
on April 9th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
Oh that?! It’s just another Halliburton gusher.
on April 9th, 2007 at 8:54 pm
Stay calm! We’ll handle this disaster just like Katrina.
on April 9th, 2007 at 8:56 pm
OK! OK! I admit it. My “undisclosed location” is Dubai.
on April 9th, 2007 at 10:21 pm
We are going to kill Iraqui’s until
they sign that dammed Oil Contract!!
F*&#@ You Nancy!!!
on April 9th, 2007 at 10:55 pm
“Iran!” I meant to say “Iran!”
on April 10th, 2007 at 12:12 am
Will someone get this tribbles off my chest?
on April 10th, 2007 at 12:30 am
In my mind my penis is this big!
on April 10th, 2007 at 12:57 am
No fair! The Democrats made all us war-lovers join the military!
on April 10th, 2007 at 2:35 am
and now if you will turn around, behind you we have a arranged a photo op of GIs handing out candy.
on April 10th, 2007 at 4:40 am
Snortin’ that friggin’ black war smoke makes my friggin’ day. It’s an aphrodisiac I tell ya! It gives us warprofiteers the major stubby! One of the perks. One of the perks. MMMMmmmm.
on April 10th, 2007 at 5:44 am
Don’t worry, no white people were harmed in the explosion.
on April 10th, 2007 at 9:27 am
Do I look more like Robin Hood or Peter Pan ?? Do these pants make my butt look big ??
on April 10th, 2007 at 9:32 am
Looking Goood !!
on April 10th, 2007 at 11:18 am
Photoshop is the only way you’ll ever see me in uniform or in a war zone!
on April 10th, 2007 at 8:29 pm
Calm down everyone! I know you came here to see some of my past dances. The Haliburton Shuffle, The Climate Change Twist, The Stay the Course Cha-cha, The Last Throes Tango, The No Civil War Waltz, or the I know Exactly where the WMD’s are Hidden Hula, however, today I’m going to excite you with my latest and greatest dance the Troop Surge Shimmy-n-Spin.
Now, sit back and prepare to be dazzled.
on April 10th, 2007 at 8:36 pm
Damn…I’ve got to stop eating those tree snails
on April 11th, 2007 at 1:51 am
“I’m already a five star general in hell!”
on April 11th, 2007 at 5:40 am
Things are wonderful here, oops..eh..and getting better.
Ins Allah, or how we say?
on April 11th, 2007 at 6:18 am
Dammit, Somebody is gonna ESAD for this … Didn’t I tell you dorks to make sure I was back in the Green Zone before these geeks took a shot here? … Let’s go over it once again… I take a photo op, everything’s fine, OTHER GUYS DIE on the OTHER SIDE OF THE BASE, NOTHING HAPPENS CLOSE TO ME OR MY GUYS, GOT IT!
on April 11th, 2007 at 8:35 am
Settle Down Folks! It’s Only Your First Born Male Child. A Small Price to Pay for a Tank of Gas!
on April 11th, 2007 at 8:41 am
See Here, Jr. is not the only Draft Dodger that can play dress up. And announce Mission Accomplished!!!!
on April 11th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Just a small demonstration of what happens when I add iron to my diet. Dow Chemical is synthesizing it as an anti-personnel weapon. Is this really Khaddafi’s old uniform?
on April 12th, 2007 at 4:23 am
Dam, I asked for a full-length shot like Jr.s in his flight suit with my shorts stuffed so I’d look TOUGH & SEXY!!
on April 12th, 2007 at 7:05 am
You smell nothing!
on April 12th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
I’m filthy rich! I’ll give you $100 to let me go.
on April 13th, 2007 at 1:26 am
The insurgencie is over Folks. Who are you going to believe, me or your Lying Eyes?
on April 13th, 2007 at 5:26 am
Is anyone from Fox news here to interview me about this one?
on April 13th, 2007 at 5:30 am
No I was not trying to smuggle WMD’S into Iraq!
on April 24th, 2007 at 9:35 pm
This here is just practice.
on April 30th, 2007 at 12:08 am
Today marks the 4th anniversary of their liberation from the dictator Saddam.
It’s just their way of celebrating. Their customs are different from the West.
Instead of firecrackers, they set off car bombs.